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[challenge entry] green cross code man just didnt cut it anymore...

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(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:24, archived)
# nice
but I was hoping for a road kill happy ending, just to learn the little blighters
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)
# me
too...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)
# bah

maybe ill have to do an (18) version later on then.
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Special power
Cutting off his son's arm.
(Foss, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)
# ahh
the kids of today eh...(w/y/h)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)
# you must be out of your tiny minds
I know it's the wrong person...but I just wanted to say it
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:27, archived)
# i guess i should repost this then...
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:33, archived)
# best giffy ever!
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Alvin Stardust
is a bit of a twat. But his son is Adam F, who's really good
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:36, archived)
# pfffttt
/wipes guano boost off monitor
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:36, archived)
# bird shit flavoured Boost?
nice
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:39, archived)
# ha ha ha
etc
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Bat shit
Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:43, archived)
#

(from Cambridge International Dictionary of English)

guano
noun [U]
the excrement of sea birds
Guano is often used as a fertilizer.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:48, archived)
# I thought it was bat shit
Oh well, every day's a school day as they say.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:50, archived)
# fruit bat shit
what with the frooty taste they have
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:48, archived)
# that so fucking funny
should be on the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 17:05, archived)
# hands up
if the Green Cross Code Man came to your school
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:27, archived)
# *raises his hand*
but we were more excited cos he's really Darth Vader

*fact*

edit: We were really dissapointed with his voice though. He sounded more like a carrot crunching farmer than he did raspy evil dude
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:49, archived)
# I know
he was fantastic. FACT
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:52, archived)
# I thought they were going to die in the end.
Why does the girl have no shins though?
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)
# .

they didnt have shins in the early 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)
# I see.
Kids these days have it far too easy. Shins, video games, portable telephones, Ribena etc.......
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:32, archived)
# long hair
also.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Ooer
have they gone over to "the Dark Side!" !!!!

/yes, the one with the fluffy hood, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Yoo!
Way!
Plouha!
(Harry, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)
# i think i like
plouha more than hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:39, archived)
# hahahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:52, archived)