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# Behold the common Stag Beetle...

Don't do it, she'll turn all fat and angry!

Errr 'ning, soz for non-lime related post :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Haha!
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:04, archived)
# oh noes
he's tting married!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:04, archived)
# I think part of the word is on his belly

He's shitting married
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:06, archived)
# I'd be shitting if I was getting married!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:08, archived)
# I'd be shitting limes
fo' sho
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Foreshore
Snizzle
etc
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:13, archived)
# heheheh, spangarific!
'ningles to teh board, the world, the universe, but not the twunt driving the lorry I was stuck behind all the way to the station at 15 mph.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:06, archived)
# 'ning
this morning i was stuck behind a guy driving a citreon who seemed to be convinced his car was 10 feet wide
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:11, archived)
# ugh, ive seen that behaviour before...
...the ones who are scared to death of parked cars...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:22, archived)
# that's the fella
this guy also stopped at the entrance to a tunnel because there was a lorry coming the other way.
you could have got a bus through the gap
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# heh
woo

Ning all.

Might wanna soften the edges by feathering or using a little blurring, get rid of the ol' seams. Still woosome tho.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:06, archived)
# I'd love to
but Paint's a cunt like that :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:07, archived)
# then super woo sir
mad skillz

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:15, archived)
# that's half of it
No Ms Paint on me office comp, but I found a way around that.
B3ta plus the other portals blocked by the work firewall, but I found a way around that.
Posting a pic that doesn't involve a lime; found a way around that.

Yeys :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:18, archived)
# one day they will erect statues of you in town squares
in honour of this occasion
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:21, archived)
#
statues of
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:43, archived)
# thanks
was waiting for that
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Fucking stag beetles.
Their antics have made the woodland a complete no-go area at weekends.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:07, archived)
# aye....
leaving dung-kebabs on the floor everywhere...damn filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:08, archived)
# dung-kebab?
Sounds nice, in an amusing way
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Dunking baps
Pfft
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Hen Parties are far worse
leaving eggs everywhere
Pecking every man they see
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Hahehe
hohahe :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:07, archived)
# SPANG.
ah the good old days... getting so blindly drunk that it becomes hilarious to steal cones and roadwork signs..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 28 May 2008, 9:07, archived)
# I've never done this
me mate did though, managed to walk 3 miles home drunk one night with 2 traffic cones; one of them still had the flashing light on it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:09, archived)
# I had one of those lights
And the end cap off a gas pipe. Somehow
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:12, archived)
# one of my teachers when i was at school
stole one of the yellow balls that's on top of the poles from a pelican crossing
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:13, archived)
# At uni
some wag decided to start a craze of stealing 'For sale' signs.

God knows why, but I ended up with four of the cunts in my room
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:10, archived)
# arf
it'll be tied to a tree naked in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Were you watching Bill Oddie last night?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:19, archived)
# no,
but someone mentioned it in the office in passing (cue idea light popping into me head at that moment)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:24, archived)