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# Steg-a-sore-arse?
Nah! Steg got a itchy bumbum!

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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha!
good old dopey steg!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Aw
he looks so happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# It's the relief!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Hahaha
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Triff as always Davey!
In other news, I just won 2 tickets to see Coldplay at Brixton apparently. Does anyone know where I can find an industrial supplier of rotten tomatoes?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# You'd best start filling up those bottles of piss.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# and saving your farts up
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# don't know about tommyartos
but i could pop down to the morgue for some choice cuts if you want!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Oooh yeah!
Can you get me a hand that has been written upon and tied up with electrical tape to freak him out?

The sad thing is that I really have to go as my friend is a huge fan of them for some reason, and she got me a ticket for Radiohead so....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Don't worry,
I went to see Girls Aloud when my girlfriend won free tickets. There's no shame in it.
Admittedly, I only went because of the free hotel and drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# i had to take the spare ticket to see robbie at knobworth...
Moby, who was supporting, was freakin ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Yeah,
I do have to admit, I loved Parachutes when it came out, and I quite enjoyed parts of X and Y. But my biggest problem is that twat who sings for them. I think as well, it is a subtle bit of retribution for winning free VIP tickets to see Velvet Revolver a few years back, and free tickets to V last year and many more free tickets :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# How have you been winning so many tickets?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# CLONES!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Is there anything they can't do?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# something original?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Well I can tell you how with some of them:
Velvet Revolver - Carling Live (They used to give away loads of free tickets through comps on their website, I dont know if they still do)
The Brakes and The Pipettes - Carling Live
V Festival - Drunk vs Stoned on Virgin Radio
Brian Wilson - A friend worked for the Royal Festival Hall and got me 2 free tickets to see the World Premiere of That Lucky Old Sun (A Narrative)
Elbow @ Somerset House - A Grolsch comp I think
and others I'm sure :)

The best one was V Festival though, not just because of the bands I saw, Newton Faulkner, Jet, Ocean Colour Scene, Boy Kill Boy, but because when I was coming out of the loos, some woman stopped me and asked if I wanted to buy a raffle ticket, which I did for £1, and I won a Gibson SG :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# The only reasonable conclusion here is,
you are a lucky cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I concur :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I like Girls Aloud
except the racist one
and the fliddy Irish one
and the ginger one
and the one that looks like she smells of old wee

how many are left?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Too many.
I've never been to a gig where there were so many costume changes. Fortunately, this meant more time without them singing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *writes 'shopping' list*
hokay!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Ebay
or stand in front of fans who are desperate for tickets and burn them.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# hahah this
they might put them out with their tears though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I would think about it,
but I dont have an ebay account and you need to turn up with id to prove you are the winner of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# In which case
Go, take your friend, take along the music player of your choice and hole up at the bar for the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# you are the queen of great plans!
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# aaargh coldplay
I used to live near the Academy, whenever I went out on a friday I used to play the 'who's playing at the academy' game by looking at the punters coming the other way.. Band like Coldplay and Moby had the blandest fans, by a long way.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Yeah, that is what worries me really....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I've got tickets for Khaled
I am excited cos I get to sit down
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Bonzer!
My mate saw Khaled at Womad this year. He said it was one of the highlights!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# pugozaurus
clicked for likeness!!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# yay for steg!
most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# bliss!
scratching an itchy arse is one of life's greatest pleasures.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# It depends whose arse it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# that was quick!
or do you a waterproof laptop?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# no
the bath was filling whilst i was typing and i gathered my towel and stuffs together whilst waiting for the page to refresh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# aha!
rightyo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# forgot to take my earrings out, though
didn't realise till i washed my hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# the party never stops eh?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# it will stop shortly
babysitting this afternoon :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# remember not to sit *on* the baby
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# they're 10 and 12
trust me, i'm the one who'll be getting sat on!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# introduce them to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# already have!
i'm trying to make them watch the evil dead today
EDIT: off to the postie, 'bye for now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# That's a megasorarse if ever I saw one!
Have a massive woo! =D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# steg!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# aaaaaaawww, he's soooo sweeeeeet!
i want to call him mungo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Wow!
He looks REALLY pleased with that dump!

Who wouldn't!? C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Now I KNOW
that you don't find them on farms!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# that is one big pile of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# D'AWWW~
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Dances with stegs, editors cut.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# D'AWWW
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# theirs was a forbidden love
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# i love this
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# You appear to have somewhat of a fixation with arse dragging :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# It's kind of a drag . . .
when it's that heavy and itches so much . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)