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# Have you ever been shat on by a bird?
it's important that I know.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Didnt SuperDave just ask this on /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# And no I have not.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# one for the noes.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# One thru the nose.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# pfft.
I didn't know about the you can make polls.
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 3:28, archived)
# yes
but this time it's IMPORTANT.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Yep.
I dumped her after that.

I've started a fake band with some mates.

Click for myspace.
We're actually going to make some music though.

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
#
www.instantrimshot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Pffft.
I told you to stop going out with pigeons.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# They're just so damn sheckshay.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Smexy?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Sheckshay.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Veronica Moser went on to greater things
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)
# My fake band has a better name
and really good songs.

We're not actually fake at all, we're quite good.

We've released an EP.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 3:30, archived)
# We're called Shithead and the Jesus Fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 3:32, archived)
# head jesus and the shitfuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:29, archived)
# why
the question mark? Surely it's a statement not a question
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:05, archived)
# As I said to SuperDave
"Twice
Ever
Once right on the top of the head, in the dinner line in year 2
Another time on my school bag in the senior playground in year 9
While I was wearing it, or it wouldn't count"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# no
but I accidently shat in her bath once

EDIT: OH YOU MEAN A FLYING ONE - THEN YES 4 TIMES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Maybe your legs had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Maybe your legs had just grow
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:12, archived)
#
Does the poll above need more choices?
Mini poll bar

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Maybe your legs had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# They're pretty big. I can't think of a legitimate,
practical application of them growing.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Does the poll below truly exist?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)
# That sounds suspiciously like
Neato what now right man is back
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Maybe your legs had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I don't know what that means but reading it aloud made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)
# There once was a b3tard
Who had a shirt, a guy on another forum made it.
It was a neato what now right?
Response so far was a little strange.

That is all you will ever need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)
# I'm happy to just know that and to go about saying it.
Neato what now right?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)
# the following link is a neato what now right
www.b3ta.com/board/5148691
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)
# You know who he should get together with?
That's a neato what now right
response so far was a little strange
I went to france once
Some kid burnt my neck
I didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 3:36, archived)
# yes I have
and last week one shat in my pint whilst sitting in the beer garden down my street. I drank up anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Actually, yes.
yes, I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# mr horrible krusto
ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Bird!?! That's no way to speak of your mother!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Two days ago. This happened.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:49, archived)
# once in the Ukraine
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 4:55, archived)
# not for free, but yes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:18, archived)