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# Have you ever been shat on by a bird?
it's important that I know.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Didnt SuperDave just ask this on /talk?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# And no I have not.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# one for the noes.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# One thru the nose.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# pfft.
I didn't know about the you can make polls.
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 3:28, archived)
# yes
but this time it's IMPORTANT.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Yep.
I dumped her after that.

I've started a fake band with some mates.

Click for myspace.
We're actually going to make some music though.

(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Pffft.
I told you to stop going out with pigeons.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# They're just so damn sheckshay.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Smexy?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Sheckshay.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Veronica Moser went on to greater things
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)
# My fake band has a better name
and really good songs.

We're not actually fake at all, we're quite good.

We've released an EP.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 3:30, archived)
# We're called Shithead and the Jesus Fuckers.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 3:32, archived)
# head jesus and the shitfuckers.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:29, archived)
# why
the question mark? Surely it's a statement not a question
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:05, archived)
# As I said to SuperDave
"Twice
Ever
Once right on the top of the head, in the dinner line in year 2
Another time on my school bag in the senior playground in year 9
While I was wearing it, or it wouldn't count"
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# no
but I accidently shat in her bath once

EDIT: OH YOU MEAN A FLYING ONE - THEN YES 4 TIMES!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Maybe your legs had just grow
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Maybe your legs had just grow
Mini poll bar
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:12, archived)
#
Does the poll above need more choices?
Mini poll bar

(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Maybe your legs had just grow
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# They're pretty big. I can't think of a legitimate,
practical application of them growing.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Does the poll below truly exist?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)
# That sounds suspiciously like
Neato what now right man is back
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Maybe your legs had just grow
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I don't know what that means but reading it aloud made me laugh.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)
# There once was a b3tard
Who had a shirt, a guy on another forum made it.
It was a neato what now right?
Response so far was a little strange.

That is all you will ever need to know.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)
# I'm happy to just know that and to go about saying it.
Neato what now right?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)
# the following link is a neato what now right
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)
# You know who he should get together with?
That's a neato what now right
response so far was a little strange
I went to france once
Some kid burnt my neck
I didn't like it
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 3:36, archived)
# yes I have
and last week one shat in my pint whilst sitting in the beer garden down my street. I drank up anyway.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Actually, yes.
yes, I have.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# mr horrible krusto
ha!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Bird!?! That's no way to speak of your mother!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Two days ago. This happened.
Photobucket
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:49, archived)
# once in the Ukraine
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 4:55, archived)
# not for free, but yes.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:18, archived)