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[challenge entry] I hate that smile !

From the 2012 Olympic Mascot challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# This is Britain
Summed up
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I guess we would have been knocked out by now anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# No-one explained that London + Olympics = Fuck-all arts council funding...
... so theatres, writers, actors, anyone with aspirations beyond running, jumping or swimming will not get any kind of support. Fuck the Olympics.
(Error 404 - Username Unknown, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# do musicians qualify for council funding?
i know there is a scheme to allow musicians to buy equipment with 0% interest on it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# DCMS
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# hear hear
*applauds*
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I too am very cross about a sport supported purely by retards.
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# whereas this is hosted by Btards
crap joke I know
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I truly enjoy
your misguided view that in order to be a supporter of the world's most popular sport that you have to be a retard. I'd suggest that stems from not a little 'retardedness' on your part. If I were so crass of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)
# i have come up with a way to make football less shit
multiball bonus:
periods during which there are 10 balls on the pitch. the multiball bonus ends once there is only one ball left (if a ball goes 'out' or is scored, it becomes dead)

if you score within two minutes of your own previous goal, the second is worth 2 points. if you score within 1 minute of being scored against, you get 4 points.
(big fat cocks, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Goals scored during the multiball bonus period trigger an additional multiball bonus.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Arguments about which ball currently on the pitch belongs to which multiball bonus period
are settled by playing a further game of football, during which the original game is paused.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# You had me at fucking it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I suppose it was only a matter of time
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Haha
It's like a mini brandow wearing a brandow suit
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Blimey
you could play that forehead like a harp
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I just seen Russia knocked out Holland!!
Jeeesus!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)