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# Saw this: http://www.b3ta.com/board/8499977
and made this:

before I saw Sunburn's post.

Quick 'n' Dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# THIS IS GREAT, BUT DAMMIT I NEED BEER!
I've had a shite day, and need booze and molestation.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I AGREE!
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# * Goes for a beer...

* Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# *molests*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# *enojys*
*molests back*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 18:00, archived)
# why is everybody apologising?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Sorry!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# sorry i missed you the other day
I really am. Sorry.

I'm alright, almost handed in the thesis, which will hopefully cue me beating my brains with liquor and drugs.

How you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Thesis!
is that PHD stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Because they're SORRY, Prodge.
*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# *tugs hair*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# flirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# your opinion doesnt count in this case.
you're always fucking sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# No no no no no bollocks
because I'm getting better at not being sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# sorry!
EDIT: No really, I am...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Because you're such a complete bastard and damaged their self-esteem so much that they're constantly cowed and seeking your approval.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# hahahahaha bless :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Bollocks to his approval
I want his fear. It's the fear-musk I'm after. *sharpens axe*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# *gets the raging horn*
Let's go huntin!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, SCOTLAND
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# To take you Freeeeeeeeddddooooomm.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Take them to freedom if you want
I'm taking them elsewhere. To the musk extracting plant, for starters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# BRING IT ON YA BUNCH O' DUNDER HEEDS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# *prepares to do The Bad Thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I just cleaned up though
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I don't care.
I'm coming and you'd better be ready because I'm making a list and checking it twice. Gonna find out who's musky and nice.

Captain Wow is comiiiiing to tooooown.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# my mate just came back from Inverurie
I don't think they'd ever seen a Pakistani before
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Did they poke him with a stick?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:48, archived)
# he hasn't confided in me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:51, archived)
# they probably feared his ancient mystical fire lighting skills
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:54, archived)
# ITS WITCHCRAFT!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 18:02, archived)
# aye, that'll be right you fucking jessie cunts.
you got fed up getting fucked by us so much that you took advantage of our foreign king and mental female queen to sort out an illegal shitty union.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Never mind all of that.
And anyway, you're not included in the plan due to you not being anywhere near where I'm aiming for. You'll have to musk up Europe on your own.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Because we shouldn't take the piss out of
one of the world's greatest people.
Even if it is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I'm not
I'm not sorry

in fact, I'm PROUD of it

and I didn't even want to go to Dundee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# It's the British way!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Arf!
*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# pffft
but you could have hand Schindler's Cyst, Schindler's Mist, Schindler's Gist, Schindler Fist, Schindler's Wrist, Schindler's Twist, Schindler's Limp...

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Tryst?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# yes, i forgot that one
also, Schindler's De-Mist.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Whist.
Thist(le).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Schindler's Missed
Schindler's Hissed
Schindler's Kissed
Schindler's RISsed
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Or surely the ultimate Schindler's....no actually I'm keeping that one.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I'm sure it'll be fucking hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Joke property of Humph and Co.

Woo nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)