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[challenge entry] Don't think this has been done.


Forgive me if it has... He can't say he wasn't warned.

From the Literal Road Signs challenge. See all 665 entries (closed)

(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Tank Xing?
As the Irishman said of Chinese friend
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I've got yummy yummy corned beef
which is like dog food, but for humans. YAY.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)
# ^this
*wants*
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# \o/
I've got a hangover, so it's pure, unadulterated LARD for me!
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# have a BK whopper with a chicken pizziola subway on the side
only time i eat junk food. all that salt, fat ansd sugar is perfect for hangover recovery
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)
# That is exactly my philisolophy.
Lard-ways here I come!

Pffft ... "come" ...
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# FULL. ENGLISH. BREAKFAST.
don't make me have to go through all this again.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# never a grilled tomato though
bleurgh
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# no
tinned plum tomatoes with loads of black pepper.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# mix it with mash immediately
this will improve it enormously, especially if served with red cabbage.
or beans, if you're into those little evil orange buggers.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
# *gestures to office*
*starts to cry*

Please don't mention the B word, I don't want to throw up the only food I've got with me....
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
# bum love?







BEANS
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Seriously, just fucking don't..
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)
# whaddup?
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)
# you hate them too?
*hugs*
i knew there was a reason i loved you!
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Hate's a bit of an understatement
'get shaky when walking past them in tesco' is more close to it.

(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)
# you are phobic?
i just find them repulsive.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)
# how can you hate beans?
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)
# the little orange bastards
killed your family?
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I suspect it's because she's a nonsense.
I don't like them either, but the very mention of them doesn't make me close up my mouth and vomit into my throat cavity until my neck explodes.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Really? *gargles*
*splodes*
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)
# i'm not a nonsense!
i never TOUCHED those kids!
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)
# the taste, texture, smell and that horrible fucking bean-skin
makes me want to projectile vomit. i have tried eating one, i was immediately sick.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# i love teh beans
mrs monstrinho hates them with a passion bordering on zelotry.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# i don't blame her in the least
jelly beans and coffee beans, yes. other beans, no.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# *sig lols*
:D
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
# youl werrrcome
¦-)
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# When I was little, at a time when I collected Pogs,
I had one saying Pog Xing and for years thought it was pronounced Pog Zing.

Silly Sushi!
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# errr....
its not?
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Nope.
Its the short way of writing Crossing apparently :)
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
# thats got to be a merkin thing
only they would do that to a word
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# usually they make them longer
encapsulized, departmentalize etc.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# It's Chinese
X is proonounced 'tch':P
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Afraid to say it has
Woo though.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# GAH!
Thought I'd trawled the entries pretty thoroughly before posting.

*dashes brains out against edge of desk*
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)
# *watches*
*fwaps*
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# o_O
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Oh yeah!
There it is!
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)
# o_;,
dirty sod...
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)
# CEILING CLAN IS WATCHING YOU FWAP!
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *grins*
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Nice :)
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Heh
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Wah Attack of the clones!
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)