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(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# eeewwwww.....
Silly lass for wearing white.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Yeah, everyone knows she should've been water-skiiing or skydiving or something =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# go on
it's all the same, just remember to shower afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# ...and don't look down while you wash it off.
And don't breathe in if you're averse to the smell of blood O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# it doesnt smell THAT bad


what women have YOU been with?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I just don't like the smell of blood...
It reminds me of mopping the toilet floor on a Sunday morning in a rather rough pub I used to work at O_o



Yes, really
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# ooof
i know how you feel actually

after working in a similar sort of bar i had to clean vomit off the floor and urinal

now the slightest "gag noise" or waft of sick, will make me sick

i had to quit my job because of it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I can't tell if you're serious or not...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# why wouldn't he be
nature too squicky for your liking?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Not at all :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Big red handprints
on the sheets FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# but a moist vagina
is the best time to enter
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# ...one's dog at Crufts?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# that's one way to get on bbc2
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# LOL
you got me again, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# :)
I'm still imagining the outrage that would ensue following the raping of a dog during competition at Crufts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# only if its well groomed
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# haircuts like this on girls make me want to beat them the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# don't like the oliver look then?
Edit: also, people wearing all-white trouble me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Not in the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# neither do i.
although the look I prefer is one where I can't see the head-hair and can't breathe properly.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# *breaks chair*
Oh no, whatEVER am I to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# *does chair impression with face*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# That is UNCANNY
Hang on....


Well my chair's never done that before.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# sorry, i wasn't ready.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Right, you tell me when you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# i just assume they're dead like in randall and hopkirk
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# haha
this had crossed my mind as one of the reasons, but I think it's just because the look a bit silly and like dental nurses, though not in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# can I watch?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Naturellement.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# what's the problem with the combo?
I'm not a fan of the boyish cuts, either - just interested
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# It just gets to me.
Ladies have long hair. Well, except my Sue, but she looks nicer with it as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# *swishes*
/waistlength hair
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# *lovely bit of rape*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Ohh, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# i think she looks quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# You have her then
for she shall not be dining at the Captain's table.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I do *so* hope that's a euphamism....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# But of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# How could I ever have doubted you, lovely?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I know!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# But haircuts like that can be good
www.cbs.com/primetime/the_unit/bio/audrey_marie_anderson/bio.php

However I would prefer to call her Kim, not Audrey
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# she's rotten.
and Audrey is a nice name.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I think the name Audrey was
spoiled for me by family friend who is not my cup of tea.

(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# JESUS FUCKING HELL *rolls self back from desk*
No. Not for me. Chuck it down a well or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# *asks colleagues to scrape self from floor after collapsing in a heap laughing*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# why
But
Every
Anatomically
Nice
Single lesbian has one
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Pwnt!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Speaking as someone with far more experience than your good self
(one would hope) of the anatomically nice lesbian, this is very far away from true.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# it was the only good
way of getting "beans" into a post (read down the side)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Beeeeaaannnsss
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# i think im on
ignore now

:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# ^this, but
beat them the up
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)