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# Hahahaha!
This is miles better than the bloke with the creamy moustache!


(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:39, archived)
# Happy dynamite day!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Isn't everything?
BTW:
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:44, archived)
# could be made better if the red and yellow candles...disappeared?
*ahem*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:50, archived)
# If you like wooley porn then you'll love
www.blankspace.com.au/current_exhibition.htm
This link is probably safe for work, contains an add/summary of an art exhibition featuring crudely knitted phalli. no worse than the usual CDC's you see around here.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:54, archived)
# The black willy has all of teh girth
artists personal experience perhaps?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)
# *shrug* I dunno.
I just hate to think that she probably got a grant to it...
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Me too.
The big blue canvas in the liverpool tate pisses me right off. If you paint a metre square canvas with one colour of blue, and call it art, you are not an artist. You are a decorator. If it took you more than one go to get the right blue, you are a shitty decorator. If you sold it for thousands, you are an unspeakable stain upon humanity.

This supports my theory that a fair amount of 'art' is something a 3 yr old could've done, except that the 'artist' has created a bullshit explanation, and managed to get alot of rich and stupid people to collectively wank his ego.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:05, archived)
# You, sir, have got my kind of hate going on.
A man after my own black heart.

"Decorator" is right. I love this one art gallery in my home town, it's equal part arts, crafts, and decoratorly things, but the arts and crafts are more decorative.

I've got a crush on the exhibit with the videos of rocks being heated to white hot shown in a dark room, though.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Hippy Candle day!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Happy b3taday sir! :D
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:46, archived)
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(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:46, archived)
# caykeday! have a b3tacayke!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
It's mine soon...I was going to get my 5000th on my fifth b3taday...but the "getting sexy in the gym for nudey pictures" part of the plan didn't quite pan out.

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Thankyou all!

I posted my 27000th on my first b3taday


(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:53, archived)
# I'm woefully quiet on the posting front.
I didn't post at all for about 18 months...I was on awful AOL 56k, and by the time the board had loaded, any reply I made would be to an image about three pages ago. I need to get my arts on some more, and post things! I often wonder if I turned up to a bash, would anyone know me?

BTW, are you getting 18k/yr for awesome punnage?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)
# no, 18,000 posts a year . . .
18000 posts a year . . .on average


(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Impressive.
If only b3ta could serve as a means of supporting oneself...
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
& 'ning all
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Hippy Bird-Day
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)
# HAPITY
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)