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[challenge entry] Be gentle. First ever attempt at 'shop/image comp.


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Cruel? Maybe. Genuine road sign from Scotland.

From the Literal Road Signs challenge. See all 665 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# that'd look cool with some proper alloys and some chassis lights, innit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Bare right blud!
propa brixton an' ting innit!
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# wid'ting it's got it all a gwan
(the what now?)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
#
Rude boy don't watch that
Cause if its arms out I'll run that
And if its on top you know I got that
Come through with a big baseball bat
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# yes, quite.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# That tune's dry fam.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Thanks MTV, for pimping my cart
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# "Yo, you wanna do a fuck with a cart yo? Gotta cart here, treated wood, no splinters, you wanna do a cart? Come on man, only $50 yo"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Ugh, is that the british Tim Westwood pimp my ride?
He's a horrible little man.

The one thing that gave me a chuckle though was when he described himself as the Alan Partridge of Hip Hop. Because it's a perfect description.

So maybe it *is* all an act!
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# send him to hollywood
or has he already tried and died?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Haha
Actually, he was in LA one time and got caught in some gunfire between a bunch of gangbangers and came back to do the Radio 1 Rap Show screaming:
"YOUR DAWG WESTWOOD BEEN CAUGHT UP IN A DRIVEBY DOWN IN COMPTON, SOME BOYS BEEN OUT TO GET ME!"

It's annoying because he's possibly the whitest a white person can be without being reclassified Albino.
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# :D
what a big silly!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# We shall be gentle, for you have done this right
Well done :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# disabled passenger, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Indeed.
I just thought a man of Hawkings' status deserved to be driven as he ponders space/time stuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Woo
This pisses all over my first photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I hate to nag but . . .
that's a right nice pony !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I have to hand it to you

too tenuous
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Elevenuous two . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# You're an ass sometimes...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Yes . . . I can be a real mule dear . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# goddamn, if that was really hawking's horse he'd have totally put jetboosters on it
or black hole generators or something
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# *gently skullfucks*

There, I only do that to people I like

;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Have his batteries run out?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# You kids and your eufemismsisms!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Hey Dude
Did you catch this yesterday?
Full of Beavis and Butthead goodness.
www.b3ta.com/links/Some_music_I_made_years_ago
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Hahaha aceness
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# quick! to the hawkingmobile!
this is good. i approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Cheers to you :o)
And all else.
More nervous about posting this than losing my virginity.
And this time, it was even my choice.
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# pfff
don't be nervous, we are all lovely and fluffy here, honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# *stops mid-lube*
Damn, you've already lost it?

Call off the team guys, this one's been done
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# What an image in my mind
this conjures up
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# What, did you not get this when you started here?
They told me it was standard procedure!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# There was no lube when I started.
Just pain and friction.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Ah, sometimes for the best....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# friction can be nice.
pain less so.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Does not one cause the other?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# not if you're careful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I know a couple of people who'd disagree with you
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Please, do continue.
I feel it'd be rude to stop at this stage.
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# *calls in the lads*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# hey!
save some lads for me, i need to.....umm....train them. yes, that's it, train them, that's what i need to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Tidies house in preparation.
Always a good host, even when it's unspeakable violation night.

*Goes to bed after checking door locks*

Cheers everyone! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# *gets skeleton key*
So much easier when they're asleep...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# arf!
i thought it was from somerset
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Why is he fucking his Sister?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Honeymoon ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# i dunno
just seems backward
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Thread of jacks
i wish there were somewhere peeps without the skillorz or potatoshop could post great sauces of images then those who could can use them can fire up the Shop and have some fun - links doesn't seem the right home
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# it's a nice idea, but i bet it wouldn't work
because the kind of pic that people would choose would be "inherently funny" pics, and you'd have to work hard to come up with a shop that was better than the original. it's funnier to take something ordinary and turn it awesome. unless you really were thinking of a place where you could post pictures of dremels and avocados
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)