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# My girlfriend regretted asking for a small portion of chips.

Unshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# What the fuck's a "chickburger"?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# a burger for the lady
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# small enough to fit in our small dainty doll like hands
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Or alternatively large enough to shut your big fat gobs.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# my gob may be big and fat but i can do many great things with it
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# *SLEAZES THAT HARD*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# well i am the queen of sleaze
according to dekion
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# He should know.
Being king of the nazis et al.

I, on the other hand, am King of the Pirates apparantly.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# nah, you're the queen, duckie, not the king.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# A bit of a shit queen.
What with the beard and all.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# pft.. most queens have beards.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# like swallow the whole of a chick's burger?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# oooo yeah!
PWWWWWOAH
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# *spluffs*
I've got some burger king style 'mayonaise' if you want in there :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Make our cocks look huge.
But what about big gay men and there big hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# born with bigger cocks than your average man?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# But it's such tiny hole.
(What the hell am I saying, b3ta has tainted my mind)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# yeah, thats it, blame b3ta for the fack you like man love!
UP THE BUM!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Yes!
erm..I mean NO!
How do I anwser this without coming across homophobic?
Damn you Amy, and your posts that make me look gay and homophobic at the same time.
*puts fist up*...in anger not my bottom!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Chickenburger
:P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# was it a plump chickenburger?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Nice plump chickenburger!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# S&M Chips XD
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# free child porn!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# you just had to show off your child portn, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Yes. Yes, I did.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# heheheh
did you give gracie a child's portn?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I did, yes!
I confused the waitress, too.
We ordered two milkshakes, and she said "And a milkshake each, right." as she was writing, to verify.
I said "Actually they're both for her", pointing at Gracie, who didn't hear.
The waitress was confused and Gracie couldn't unconfuse her because she was just as confused herself.

I was very proud :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# you are learning well, young one
but you are not yet a master of mindfuckery
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# fnar fnar
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# nobody between the ages of 10 and 90
should be called gracie.
it's just not natural
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I must admit, I prefer Grace.
I've taken to calling her Alex, her middle name.
Ah, when I first put that in my msn screenname she was all "Who's Alex!?".
Good times, good times.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# That's the ultimate symbol of true love
putting someone's name somewhere in your MSN screen-name

It's like getting a tattoo that you can rub out later, or something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# She made me do it!
I was happy with just "Maybe your legs has just grow"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i feel the same way
about the name gertie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)