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# arf! i think
i've no idea how heavy a kg is, i still work in pounds, shillings and pence.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Silly GSTQ monies is not weights.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I would just like to say that
I have no idea of why this is!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Hahaha
looking for lion attaques again, were we?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# On a sexy girls and womens too
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
Some of the comments are hilarious, sad gits
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# biautyfuulllllllllllllll
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# stupid mother fucker idiot
jsci86 (five months ago)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# you well come
polkaf2007 (9 months ago)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha
This deserves a comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# 1kg = 1000g
it's fairly easy, really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Ah but which would be heavier?
A ton of feathers or a ton of gold?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# My sex cock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Is that a gold member?:P
Twick qwestion. a metric ton (assuming that the feathers are static) is a different weigh as a gold ton!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# One might point out the gold stays stable.
Where as the feathers will absorb and lose moisture,
changing the weight moment by moment. SCIENCE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# But gold will not stay stable due to economic fluctuations!
FINANCE!!!

Plus I tried to make Kate Moss fat for the compo but I can't seem to make it work.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Feed her some bacon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Well I did try and slip her some more pork.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Well you shouldn't use such a tiny specimen next time.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# What's what GSM is for!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I had to think long and hard to see whether
250Kg per person really is excessive.

So here's a handy conversion chart

1 stone = 14 pounds = err...oh buggrit.

Anyone here on a weight loss programme?
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# A stone is roughly 6.4kg
I think
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# yep
www.google.com/search?hl=en&c2coff=1&safe=off&q=1+stone+in+kgs&btnG=Search
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Wahey, I am pleased I remembered that.
However using 6.35 makes me slightly heavier... so damn yooou :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# about 6 bags of sugar then
500 kg = my sugar in tea intake in a week,
that's bloody heavy.

so i deduce that i can confirm my arf!






(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# 500KG?!!!?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# i drink a lot of tea
and i piss for england.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
#
www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=500kg+in+pounds&btnG=Google+Search
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Google Experimental Labs
one day you'll be able to google "Who's at the door?" and it will tell you.
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# 500 Kg = 28 microwave ovens
or 2.8 female lions.

Thanks Sensible Units from prev newsletter
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# 2.2 Lbs
per kilo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# ok its easy
1 fat person = 2 skinny ones

dont bother with any other conversions

if in doubt shoot the person; if you can drag the dead body they are skinny
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)