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[challenge entry] A Future British Lift...


...for Future British People.

From the Fat Britain challenge. See all 260 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# arf! i think
i've no idea how heavy a kg is, i still work in pounds, shillings and pence.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Silly GSTQ monies is not weights.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I would just like to say that
I have no idea of why this is!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Hahaha
looking for lion attaques again, were we?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# On a sexy girls and womens too
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
Some of the comments are hilarious, sad gits
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# biautyfuulllllllllllllll
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# stupid mother fucker idiot
jsci86 (five months ago)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# you well come
polkaf2007 (9 months ago)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha
This deserves a comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# 1kg = 1000g
it's fairly easy, really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Ah but which would be heavier?
A ton of feathers or a ton of gold?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# My sex cock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Is that a gold member?:P
Twick qwestion. a metric ton (assuming that the feathers are static) is a different weigh as a gold ton!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# One might point out the gold stays stable.
Where as the feathers will absorb and lose moisture,
changing the weight moment by moment. SCIENCE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# But gold will not stay stable due to economic fluctuations!
FINANCE!!!

Plus I tried to make Kate Moss fat for the compo but I can't seem to make it work.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Feed her some bacon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Well I did try and slip her some more pork.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Well you shouldn't use such a tiny specimen next time.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# What's what GSM is for!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I had to think long and hard to see whether
250Kg per person really is excessive.

So here's a handy conversion chart

1 stone = 14 pounds = err...oh buggrit.

Anyone here on a weight loss programme?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# A stone is roughly 6.4kg
I think
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# yep
www.google.com/search?hl=en&c2coff=1&safe=off&q=1+stone+in+kgs&btnG=Search
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Wahey, I am pleased I remembered that.
However using 6.35 makes me slightly heavier... so damn yooou :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# about 6 bags of sugar then
500 kg = my sugar in tea intake in a week,
that's bloody heavy.

so i deduce that i can confirm my arf!






(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# 500KG?!!!?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# i drink a lot of tea
and i piss for england.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
#
www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=500kg+in+pounds&btnG=Google+Search
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Google Experimental Labs
one day you'll be able to google "Who's at the door?" and it will tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# 500 Kg = 28 microwave ovens
or 2.8 female lions.

Thanks Sensible Units from prev newsletter
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# 2.2 Lbs
per kilo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# ok its easy
1 fat person = 2 skinny ones

dont bother with any other conversions

if in doubt shoot the person; if you can drag the dead body they are skinny
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Clever and funny
have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# In the future, fat people will be heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# or...
...we could all get very dense bones.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# My bones are liquid.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Hahaha.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Just seen your sig:
Tesco have just started doing the "Spend £50 and get 5p off a litre at the petrol station" deal again.

I work for Tesco and generally NEVER encourage people to shop there, as it is shit, but this seems a nifty deal at the moment.


(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I've just seen your sig:
Eh?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# It's a speshill number
One I have only recently found but was rather pleased about.


*IS MYSTERIOUS*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# bmi?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I'd have to weigh like, 2 kilos!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# lard :)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Oi!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# You're not mysterious,
you're just vague...
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# I might be
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# "You think it's very funny to be sarcastic don't you?"
"No"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# You'd hate me if we met.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Why because you like making cakes?
Fucking baking scum.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I don't care.
I love baking much more than I could ever love another person.


*lies*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Why would I hate you anyway?
Other than the fact that I hate everyone, obviously.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Because I find it fun to be annoying
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# OH HI!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Hello.
I feel sick.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# It was ace last time!
Bringing down to 78p a litre,hmm. this time bringing it down to 110p a litre!!!
Twats still applies.Not Tescoes though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Tesco are twats, aaactually :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# plus their stuff is watered down............
(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I drove to Cornwall
in a 1.2 ltr Corsa the other week ( don't ask me, it was not my idea ) £50 filled the tank and got me to St Austell with a lot of gear in the back. £60 got me back. A 1.2 Corsa. It was not that long ago I could have spent the same in my 5ltr BMW.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# when I first got a car petrol was a rip off at 68p
now it is 120p

I am only 23
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I've only been driving (a moped) for about 6 months
but already I'm noticing quite a big difference with petrol.

It makes me feel oooollldddd.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# genius!
:D clicks
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Haha, very good :)
The goods lifts in our local shopping centre are made by a company called Schindler, effectively making them Schindler's Lifts! That always gave me a chuckle when I worked there :D
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# haha ours too!
i laugh every time i get in...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# ditto
and the cinema screening that very film also boasted lifts from Schindler. Back in '93 that was. Ooh the projection was all hand-cranked back then.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# that was something
people used to write in the lifts at Sainsbury's - there was a fat checkout supervisor who everyone despised. The sign in the smaller lifts said "Maximum load 600kg or 1/2 Joy Witts".
(rogerzilla, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:40, archived)