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# He gets everywhere this fella.. no idea why.. just bored..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Is it me, or does Nadal look like a twat to anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# i'm not sure the napkin helps :D
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Arf!
Beattie actually makes him cooler by association!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# He surely does.
Got that whole Neanderthal brow goin' on.

Seems nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Yeah, he actually looked a lot better
when he took his silly browtowel thing off but still....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# he's foreign.
i'll leave people to draw their own conclusions...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Pfff
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Nawtee Tom!
Foreigns is not all bad!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# well.... not all of them probably... statistically speaking :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# How kind of you
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# is it just me or do the legs spell ttssattr?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Yes it is just you.
They clearly say Oh! Clusir!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# on clogid, I think you'll find.
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# ohh.. actually ^this^
.. which happens to be danish for minge..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# i love this
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Yes, but...
you'll have to say it loudly and slowly for them to understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# statistically pith helmets and red coats make it 15% easier for johnny foreigner to understand you when you're shouting
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# and a nice sharp bayonet
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# *sigh* the good old days
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# i think that nadal is the lesser of two twats
that fedderererer is a twonce and a punt of the highest order.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# COME ON TIM!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Tim henman
was only exceeded in the pathetic loser stakes by that Murry twunt.

Example:
Tues Headlines: MURRY: I CAN WIN IT.
Weds Headlines: MURRY MAULED.

I dont know why we bother.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Yeah, what a twat.
Fancy having self-confidence, and then being beated by one of the best tennis players in the world.
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# well he was fucking useless to be fair
bet your a henman fan arnt you.

C'mon timmy!




FFS
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I barely watched it this year to be honest.
I did quite enjoy the ritual hype and disappointment of Tim.
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# *pumps air with little conviction*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# What's being served?
BAH, I PUNNED, I FAILED.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Crisps! nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# cor this makes me hungry!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# cheese and onion discos pls
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# no no no no no..
if it's discos.. it's salt and vinegar big grab bag!

either that or its frazzles ;-) yum nom yum nom
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
Salt and Vinegar Discos are the most awesome centralisation of flavour in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# ^THIS FUCKING HARD
there is just something about brutal over flavouring
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# That's the basis of most of my cooking
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# damn... i want to eat at yours some day
the basis of my cooking is salt and grease. but in a sexy way. and my sandwiches are the stuff of over feeding legend
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# We had roast pork shoulder tonight.
It was fucking amazing, we even got good crackling.
Salt and grease were key components.
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# Menu, or sexual peculiarity?
"I'll give you a roast pork shoulder luv, uhurhurhur."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Menu at first.
But, of course, one thing leads to another.
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# well done.. i 'm shite at crackling..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Leave the meat in the fridge uncovered overnight to dry,
score it and rub in oil and salt. And turn the oven up for the last 10-15 minutes.
I might have just got lucky though.
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# just noticed this...
...ta!
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# that sounds a bit good
we had beef braised in red wine with chopped celery, carrots and onions, served with cabbage and roast potatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# That sounds good too.
I now have a massive hunk of cooked pig in my fridge to live off for a couple of days.
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# there are very few things better than next day roast sandwiches.
mmm.... tomorrows is going to be sex in bread. beef, tomatoes and mustard with plenty of salt and pepper.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Cold sausage sandwiches are the best thing ever.
Pork perculiarly changes flavour completely when cold.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# thats pretty grand
i'm a big fan of the sausage, bacon, black pudding and vienna bread with butter and brown sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Black pudding is fantastic.
It's a shame virtually everyone I know disagrees and is disgusted by it.
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# though most people have never tried it
i sneaked it into my girlfriend's breakfast the other day. once i told her what she'd eaten and she was amazed it was that good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I'm sure most people would like it if they didn't know about the blood.
I don't have a problem with it, if I'll eat its muscle then why not the blood?
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# some people are just crap
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I ate black pudding, or blood sausage or whatever it was they called it in Italy bizaarely.
Doesn't taste bad but has a really awfully chewy texture.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# it was cooked badly then
it should crumble in your mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Well no it was more like salami....except made of blood.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# aha i think i know the one you mean
you should try proper black pudding
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# ^greed
discos make my tounge explode. then my tounge makes mrs p3l3's clit explode.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Is she a slug?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# pffffffffffffffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# arf arf
the salt gets her wet, the vinegar makes me hard
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# And the disco makes for a great setting.
*imagines porn scene set to 'Staying Alive'*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# saturday night beaver?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# White Beaver White Beaver!
We Gonna Have A Party.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Not now love I'm watching Farscape.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# good choice
which series?

chiana is disappointingly average in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Two now, just watching a few episodes.
Chiana was rubbish anyway, Aeryn was excellent. That is all.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# aeryn is hideous
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# You have no taste, hence why you like the stereotypical slut.
Aeryn was vunerable and actually interesting.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# i liked the white skin, hair and the odd stance and gait
aeryn looked like a hachet in a wig
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Pssh, I thought you tried to jew it up.
Worst jew ever.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# clit "bang"
..thought about doing an image, but then again ;-)

bang and the cunt was gone.

Edit: not meant in a bad way to the mrs of course ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# You offend me sir!
I demand satisfaction!




Coz im not getting any off her tonight
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# :D
** passes disco's as peace offering :-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# *satisfied*
GNOM
GNOM
GNOM
GNOM
GNOM
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# he's eating himself's!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# jealous?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8533339
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# that's ace!
:p
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# i am happy nadal won
i shed a little tear

cos i get carried away with things
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# No!!!
Federer should have won!

His disappointed face at the end killed me inside a little bit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# It made me grin
watchin him fight back tears.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# You're a bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# But you like that
dontcha.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Perhaps.
*attempts to look coy*


(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Grabs a Fistfull of arse
..to watch your expression.

(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# look face it's like this
things change and we have ushered in a new order

i don't even like tennis btw but i feel your hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I'm not usually much of a tennis person
but sheesh, tonight's match was TENSE.

I made noises such as "Nrrr!", "Aaah!", "Oooh..." and "C'MONROGER!"

:)




(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# i enjoy listening to the womens.
nuh!

Oh!

Goh!

NNNnnnnnghah!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# It's because they are all secretly men, hence the grunting.
Ladies tennis is actually the largest transvestite sporting event in the world. That's why they all grunt, because they are getting off on wearing skirts.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# they all seem worth one for me, except...
.. the williams sisters, come july they cut missy elliot in half and call the parts serena and venus.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# ditto
you crazy fool :)
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Ahh, an A-Team reference, I see.
Unfortunately when I made this user name I didn't even realise that there's someone called "Face" in that :)


/is a bit too young for the A-team blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Yeah I did it ages ago
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)