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# Find the German girl
helmvet
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# you?
this might intrest you
combat 18's official website (facist cunts)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# dammit
you're good at this game!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# No
I'm Jewish
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# you can still be a german jew
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# No,they are all dead
I'm a Flemish Jew with a Roman name on an Enlish board...Okay?
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# ok ok
i do believe there are some who went back
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# That's taking longer and longer to load.
We're going to break it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# what would we do when it went into meltdown?
rickrolls?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# No, just muppets links instead!
youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# i was just thinking
maybe b3ta is the only reason that site is still up.
their hit count is in the hundreds every day
'oooo this publication must be popular' they say to each other
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I honestly wonder if they look at their stats every week
and really believe they own the internets :)

*Edit* ^ this, spooky
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH
we have conjoined minds!
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# fell for it
thought combat 18 was a teenagers magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# really?
i happen to know someone whos apparantly in combat 18 he's apparantly head of the 'youth section'. inbred cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I have a friend whose bro was with them.
He was a nice bloke but for some reason just had very strained views on the world. He was none to happy when his sister moved in with a black girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# had them all.
at once.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# And still had time to pose in your German hat?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# oh thats a flattering comment, as i'm twice the size of the girl in the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I'm feeling charitable :)
Nice username by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# cheers dollface


REVENGEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
GAFFNEY IS UGLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# smile sexy gary oldman tiem!
I LOVE HIM

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# He's gotten a lot bigger since he was in Different Strokes.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Whatchoo talkin bout willis?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# pft. thats gary coleman,silly.
altho it would be funny if he played joe orton in prick up your ears instead of gary oldman.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Prick up you ears
sounds like "you're doing it wrong" gay porn
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# well apt as orton was gay.
bloody good film.
you see gary oldman naked.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Hell Yes!
He went to Drama school at the same place that I was at for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# i want to marry him, even if he his sister plays big mo on eastenders
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I know,
how them 2 have any common DNA is a mystery to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# he's so yummy.
he makes me go weak at the knees.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# ^ Can i suggest a womens board
where this lot can discuss gary oldman in a nappy without taking up huge chunks of the main board.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# So...
How about those power tools, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# sod off.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I'm a fucking bloke you cunt!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# pft. no you're not.
and he obviously hasn't noticed the hide button..probably can't see it from his high horse.

OOOOOOOOO i'm being a catty old queen again!!! get me handbag!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Your stuff's not really good enough to be such an arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# ok that made me lol!
OK, ONE FOR THE BOYS!

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# this dog captured
my reaction almost exacly.



*Humps couch armrest.*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Mum?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# WOAH!
Runs and grabs the vitriol extinguisher.

Relax relax, no.... dont, not there .... dont tickle me theree....nooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# well, you make a threadjack in the above thread and then fucking have the nerve to tell me what to post
so you can fuck right off matey.

THIS IS NOT LIVEJOURNAL. THIS IS QUITE CLEARLY KITTYVOMIT'S FORUM FOR POSTING PICTURE OF SEXY GARY OLDMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# *grovel*
if id known that id get that reaction i would have sat on my fingers instead of typing. Im rather careful about what I say these days coz Ive been banned before and didnt like it. For the record. SORRY
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# why were you banned?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Im naughty
i cant remember specifically but Ive been visiting b3ta since the dialup days. over 10 years now.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# uh b3ta is only 6 years old innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# but b3ta was launched in 2001..
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# BOTH WRONG
I first read about b3ta when the web was a baby and I'd just upgraded from a commodore amiga to a 386dx. It was just as cool back then.

EDIT: Was about 10 years ago coz i remember it took ages to refresh and i had to run away from my flat in moss side coz my phone bill was in high 3 figures.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# ok..
edit: not to say wiki is always right, but if it says rob founded it in 2001 chances with this being on the interwebs and full of thoes capable of changing it if it was a mistake i'd be inclined to believe it was 2001.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta

why don't you gaz rob
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Do so and tell me what he says
but i saw that on wikipedia and though

*Blockbuster - Incorrect noise*

If i remember correctly the front page has not changed much at all since then either.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# i said why don't you...smart arse.
fuck it, i'll ask cr3. he should know.

edit: OH LOOK THE FIRST /BOARD POST WAS....DRUM ROLL.....2001!

www.b3ta.com/board/1
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# the thing is
i only know how to gaz people if they have posted. I dont know how to gaz names specifically.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# yeah..but i was right and you were wrong.
unless magical pixies had somehow made posts on /board in minus numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# You tell him!
KITTYVOMIT OWNS THIS FUCKING JOINT MUTHAFUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# this was waaaaay before all these search
gadgets, gaz's and other stuff were on there. It was just one board for posting pic on and a front page. Its not outside the realm of possibility that it was sort of re-started or relaunched. Ive gazzed rob anyway. I await his wisdom with anticipation.

EDIT: I reckon i read about it in PC Format. I might google for a bit and see what i can dig up.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# even tho it was obviously 2001.
gaz has only been around for a year so that doesn't mean much.

just admit you got it wrong...fucking hell..
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# No
im positive about this, seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
# but the proof is there.
fucking hell...rob will say the same fucking thing.

or you'll just lie to save face.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Ive been looking up domain history
but it says 2002 so im waiting for the word from the chief before I admit to being wrong about this.

domain-history.domaintools.com/

(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Vicious lies!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# What, you mean Sid?
He is a bit of a porky pier
(I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# hehe..
.. i was looking for the hairy pits!

(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# ist hier Herr Pitt
bradpitt.ru/img/brad_pitt_35.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Can we have a clue?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# they're all german
TG is the german girl
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Cops hate firemen.
(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Its all to do with pheromones
.
(I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Is she the one who has a look of utter disappointment on her face
that she is being made fun of by a fucking Belgian of all people?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# wait.... its belgian?
wow thats even worse than i thought
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Exactly!
A country whose greatest contribution to the world was Mayo on fucking chips!

Although, it is a lovely country :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Hey!
Take the piss out of Belgians all you like, but leave mayo on chips out of this.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I fucking love mayo on chips!
But it isnt exactly Rocket Science is it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# It's done more for me than rocket science ever has.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Oh yeah?
Well how would you have got to work on the moon without Rocket Science eh?

FISHER PENS! WTF?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I wouldn't want to go to the moon if there was no mayonnaise there
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# oh dear lord no
just salt for me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Mayonnaise is the ultimate condiment,
it goes with virtually everything.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# whilst i like the idea of involving eggs in every meal in principle
mayo is really only involved in my sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# One of the best sandwiches I've ever eaten involved hot chicken and mayonnaise.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# hey, there's also Poirot
oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# and belgian chocolate
give them that at least?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# ...
Flemish...Belgium doesn't exist
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# your map is out of date
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# My many trips to Belgium would beg to differ.
You Cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# works well with the competition
next
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)