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# Some movie they play over here
kung_fu_pinda
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I was half thinking about seeing this film
and then I remembered Jack Black only makes poor films now, so I'm less tempted.

Nice Shopping... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Like what?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)
# what poor films has Jack Black made recently?
... almost everything after school of rock

- Envy (very poor)
- King Kong ... I didn't actually see, but I heard it was abysmal
- Nacho Libre ... alright ish
- Tenacious D the pick of destiny ... so poor I wanted to cry myself to sleep
- The Holiday ... my Girlfriend said it was watchable, which means shit
- Be Kind Rewind ... had Mos Def in it as an actor. Mos Def was better than Jack Black.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Havent seen Envy, King Kong,
or The Holiday.

But I enjoyed the other 3 for mind numbing frivolity.

However, he will never have a role that surpasses Lance in Orange County :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# he was great in that
... I'm just not sure what it is -- after School of Rock he's really fallen off... he just seems to do contract fillers; probably so someone would let him make Tenacious D - for which I will NEVER forgive him.

Toasty says this film is good so hopefully it's a return to form
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Did you like Tenacious D's music?
I didn't mind the film but let's be fair here, he is Jack Black, not Nicholson.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# the TV shows were great
the music was not bad (even though it was pretending to be rock) - fuck her hard is my choice for the noble and ancient battlefield of karaoke
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Lazy, lazy songwriting in POD
KG "We need an extra syllable in this line to make it fit"
JB "I know! We'll say fuck!"

They had no inspiration for any songs so just stuck swearwords in there.

"A vision he did see of fucking rocking all the time"

"sing fuck a lie sing fuck a lu"

"The government totally sucks you mother fucker"

Unnecessary!

Plus Envy was a waste of my time and the universes time.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# i liked be kind rewind
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# It's well worth seeing
maybe not as much as Wall-E, but its one hell of a lot of fun and a good Kung Fu movie to boot
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# :)
nice one. I'll give it a whirl then.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I haven't heard about Wall-E.
I must check it out!

Edit: OK, checked it out. It has John Ratzenberger in it so it must be all of the win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# that film is awesomeness
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Have a pea...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# :D
The sand people are easily startles but they'll soon be back and in greater numbers, it's going to sound great.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# So just how many bantha puns did you send to Pete then?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Just the one!
I asked how come and he said one was enough :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Really nicely done.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Wil je pindasaus daarop?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)