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# Hello everybody
My first post!

My Dad says that if anyone messes about with the picture then he will mash 'em and bash 'em into porridge (not really, he's a big softie but says 'please don't').

This is me and I'm very comfortable thank you. There are lots of tiny floating penguins and kittens in here for me to play with.

I hear my Dad a lot and he says things like 'Beer' and 'Food' but I don't know what they are yet. I also heard him say that I will be able to meet you all at a big garden party in July which I am looking forward to very much.

Goodbye for now and I'll pop in now and then to say hi. Be nice...yawn...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(thebearcub, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Hurrah!
I got one of them too!
EDIT:Here

(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:12, archived)
# woo yay
when due?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:18, archived)
# 26th August..
..and you?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:20, archived)
# 6th July
18 weeks to go....yeeeehawwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Fantastic!
Hope it all goes well.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:29, archived)
# watcha and welcome!
but if you dont want a piccie messin wid, dont post it :P

ver nice though
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:12, archived)
# that is
the nicest thing ever.
*waves at bearcub*
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:12, archived)
# cooeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:14, archived)
# hello
b3taling
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:13, archived)
# weren't you in a massive attack video?
can i have your autograph?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Wow!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:14, archived)
# yay for baby The Bear!
still doing well then. woo.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:14, archived)
# yes indeedy thank you all is very well
saboy and due on 6th july
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:19, archived)
# What IS he sucking on?
No, no, leave it alone!!!

/Three Hail Furtives and an Our Kitten
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Congrats to your parents
little one.

My sister just sent me her first scan.
Her's doesn't appear to be nuzzling a large breast though...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:15, archived)
# thats one of the nice side effects
boobies do get bigger and HAVE to have e oil rubbed in to stop stretch marks (at least 20 times a day)
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:25, archived)
# And mine
(Kimbo, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:16, archived)
# you look just like
your dad!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:23, archived)
# "i'm a b3tan,
my father was a b3tan and his father was a b3tan before him"

woo to starting them young!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:17, archived)
# and my father's father's father
youngest b3tan making him a b3tanite?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:21, archived)
# pre-b3tan?
concept b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Tim Berners Lee
knew my father
(biscuits the dog, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)
# For some reason
My parents burnt all of my ultrasound scans. And also every photograph since I was born. I don't lose any sleep over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Touching_Cloth, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:19, archived)
# not big darts players then?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Are you
channeling Salvadore Dali?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:23, archived)
# I have
an x-ray of me just before I was born. I believe this explains stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:21, archived)
# and have they smashed all of the mirrors in the house....
and never clean the inside of the windows...? perhaps they are keeping something from you...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:22, archived)
# aren't you curious as to why
?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:22, archived)
# 'ello little b3tan :)
The next generation of b3tans are coming.

Ready for world domination.
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 15:22, archived)