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# what would you rather do?
have someone shove a garlic shoot up your cock in the privacy of your home or be on the front page of youtube fucking a tub of margarine?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:56, archived)
# Yuck! Margarine is devil pus. BUTTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:01, archived)
# i just checked my plants: i have hot peppers starting to pop up on the plants.
margarine is great if you have nothing else to smear on your enemies before you kick them into the gutter.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:10, archived)
# Hail, shitty spring, and bugs have done wonders for my balcony garden.
A few straggly bits hanging on for dear life
now that the heat is here. Catmint is holding,
some furry purple bits. No glory flowers yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:13, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:15, archived)
# that's too bad.
i planted thistles and chamomile and ivy today, have tons of herbs on the go (and tomatoes and peppers and flowers, of course).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:15, archived)
# I had some cheap bulbs of orange lilly that had
a few bits of colour, other than this light green. They
flowered once and went to bulb mode in 2 weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:17, archived)
# bah. i love lillies but no can grow them on my patio.
we do have a ton of morning glories and cosmos though. oh, and i potted up some buttercups that i found that were about to be eaten by a lawnmower in the graveyard.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:24, archived)
# lillies are easy to grow in a pot.
watch out for lilly beetle though, it's bright red and makes a brilliant squeaking noise just before it gets squashed between your finger and thumb, the poo it's grub produces isn't nice but that gets washed off when you chuck them in the pond to feed the fish.

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# it's not that - the raccoons here love lillies for some reason.
we've tried growing them and the raccoons just eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:59, archived)
# raccoons, eh?
bit more of a problem than a beetle, and a bit trickier to squash i warrant, although they are cute and make fine hats i'm told.
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# cute as hell, true.
i'm not a squasher of anything, so i let them be. the thistles i planted to deter them some (and they seem to be working), and the hot pepper plants annoy them too.

bedtime, see you all later.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:25, archived)
# what would you prefer,
that all of your friends will fuck your mother, and everybody will know and laugh at you

OR

that you will fuck your mother, but no one will know.. it will be your secret.

you got to choose between the two! you don't have any other options
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:08, archived)
# all my friends can fuck both my parents all they want.
now answer my question.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:11, archived)
# i would be on the front page of youtube
fucking just about anything.

probably get spotted by someone who will offer me money to do weird stuff and i'll be rich an famous.

probably die from AIDS a bit later.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:17, archived)
# i'll give you a doubloon if you kill all my enemies with your deathbloods.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:21, archived)
# i'm up for it.
can i have a little bag of mayo with that?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:25, archived)
# mayonnaise is not possible unless you squeeze it from the cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:34, archived)
# no mayo, no playo!
*makes rap moves*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:47, archived)
# ...I think I would go for the first
seeing as they well be so scared by the experience they'd never shag again.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:13, archived)
# front page of youtube with the margarine tub
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:14, archived)
# I WASN'T ASKING YOU, LARDFUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:18, archived)
#
nowt wrong wi lard sex
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Ooo
Can I have both?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:17, archived)
# + a bag of chips?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:20, archived)
# BEG FOR IT, WORM!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:46, archived)