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# *shuts RedTube*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# youporn's better
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# is it?
*porns*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Well, I think so.
xtube's only useful if you like a gazillion videos of men wanking in toilets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# shooshtime
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Don't tell me you're getting all offended.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# thats a porn website too
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# HAH
.............rly?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# yurp, its not bad.
and unlike youporn you don't have that awful moment when your lady is looking over your shoulder when you're going to show her something on youtube but the drop down menu in the url bar brings a great long list of youporn addresses
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Well mine watches porn occasionally,
so I'm safe.

I sent her a rather hilarious picture of alien-facehugger-based porn the other day.
Edit: NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# oh dear lord
its not as if facehuggers weren't overt enough about what they are already?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I tried to find porn of it on a whim, but couldn't find any.
So when I looked on rule34, of course there was some :D
I was really chuffed.

I couldn't stop giggling and had to show it to my girlfriend. She thought it was really funny :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# See, everyone should adore porn
then nobody would have to be all coy about it. Like when a lad comes round to ours, spots a blue dvd or something and instantly thinks it's the wife's.

Er, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# well the ladywoman is little more demure than most
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# You lucky thing.
Better a demure little flower than some rampaging filthwizard like me.

ALTHOUGH I was called innocent AND cute yesterday. It was quite strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# well some balance between the two would good.
but don't worry i'm working on her.

and missing her a fuck ton too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Makes it all the sweeter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I wondered the other day
this idea of nuidty in art being different to nudity NOt in art.

Like, why can they advertise an art exhibition on the tube with a painting of a nudie lady?

They can show programmes about AFrican ladies with flabby tits int he afternoon?

But tits are considered rude and naughty in geeneral... I don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# It's about intent/ purpose.
I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# But arent paintings of nudie ladies
just the porn of their day?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# not as such.
grotty woodcuttings in penny dreadfuls were the porn of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# not really
although, there wasn't really a differentiation before the last 2 centuries.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# the two things which have facilitated the technological development of the human race
1) War
2) Pornography

we're a bunch of wanky warmongers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# shut up,
the aliens might be reading.

WE ARE NICE PLEASE COME DOWN, I AM BORED
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# it's more than likely space faring alients will be after a fight or a shag
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# LET'S STOP KILLING EACH OTHER BUILD SOME FUCKING SPACE SHIPS
AND EXPLORE INNER AND OUTER SPACE AS ONE PEOPLE


FOREVER
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Shut up,
get back to work, drink this beer, watch more TV...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# shut up watch this, watch american gladiators
here's 63 channels of it. watch these pituitary retards bang their fuckin' skulls together and congratulate you for living in the land of the free.

here watch this, shut up
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Heh
this has turned into a porn and hicks fest.

YES!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# this thread == worryingly similar to my life
*just add alcohol*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# You're asking the wrong girliepoos.
I've never understood the difference. TBH, a lot of so-called 'art' is just some rollnecked cunt making bad porn and saying it means something. For reference see the video of the naked bloke jumping about that I saw at the Tate Modern a few years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# The one where
he's wearing a mask and boxing gloves?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# please see Bill Hicks;
1) no artistic merit
2) causes sexual thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# MORE COKE
MORE SNICKERS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I got a woody on the bus?
what are we going to do - ban public transport?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# you what causes sexual thoughts?
having a dick, lady
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I got upset then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# i'm fairly certain girl parts can cause them too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Damn straight .
Have you ever been a girl in the right seat on the bus? Well then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *hugs*
I sometimes get upset when I watch or read his stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# No I meant when watching it
upset as in 'oi you sexist bastard, girls can be horny too'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# oh
... well then - fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# besides which - he goes on to say
'or having - you know, whatever - I'm speaking for myself tonight...'

so... your bits are catered for too.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I haven't learnt it by heart
he was a good comedian, but there are quite a few I like more. Dylan Moran, for one. Possibly the man that makes me laugh the most.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I meet him quite regularly
he's a very nice chap; exceedingly so. Bit of a grumpty cunt sometimes, but he carries it well.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I love grumpy people
being a bit of a grumblepuss myself.

He's the only stand up comedian to ever make me cry with laughter, as far as I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I agree
you should also try and see Phil Kay who is (along with Hicks & Stewart Lee and Richard Herring) one of my all time favourites and possibly one of the loveliest people to walk the Earth - and a top kisser!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Oh riiiiiight
I've been off the ball for a bit, as it were.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# pffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I don't look at xtube for men wanking in toilets.
I look at xtube for women wanking in toilets and with vegetables. I like amateur porn. I feel less guilty about watching it, and it seems more genuine
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Aye, amateur is much better
less worrying fingernails, for a start. The first word I type into any porn search is public.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# public???
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Aye.
It's brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# amateur yes public not so much
tbh i only really like females solos in porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I'm fickle as hell
when it comes to the act, but I've always loved public.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# i couldn't do that.
far too middle class.


19th century style romps in the wheat fields near me are fun though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# One day I will hold a dinner party
before a masked ball, and the table centrepiece shall be two women wrapped in black satin, writhing around with each other and some electric wands.

And if anyone laughs I get to put them in the iron maiden.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# its official.
i love you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# :D
Yes you may come to the ball.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *readies harlequin outfit*
you could be the next jesus de sade.

but with less kiddie porn
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# MUCH less.
My dad can scream that it's buggerin' time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# the first thing I search for is
Clandestine Scottish Ninja ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I've got lots of scottish porn
it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# och aye - ahm here tae fix yer phototcoppier; I heard it's shagged!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# och aye - fire right in aboot it
and then yer can fire right in aboot me!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# :'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# why the tears?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I'm from a well known northern clan....(born in Aus though)
I've detailed my lack of a warm wet hole to dip my wick in plenty of times.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# crying about it isn't going to make a difference
join some sort of sporting group and you might get in on a gang rape or something!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I think the Bulldogs have have a stable team
although there's a vacancy down in St George...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# this is in danger of getting old soon
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# it already has
i've been pushing it for ages.

start seeing some of it as humour. becuase the :'( post was.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# a gazillion sounds like too many
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# boysfood's good
megarotic too

...wait a minute! I mean i don't know what yr talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# It's full Homosexuwhales wanking :S
Ah wait, that's Xtube...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# There is nothing sexual about this !
It is not about sex, it's luscious bouncing boobies, it's warm wet furry fanny, it's long dexterous tongue.... ITS NOTHING TO DO WITH WANK FANTASY, NOT AT ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)