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# nazi plumber
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Churchill with Parkinsons!
This is all of teh woofullnessing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# needs more anit semitism
(waxdart hello., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# i was going to have
"jewa-troopas" getting bounced on by adolf
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha very good!
The nazi episode of Father Ted was on last night. Fucking hell, I love Father Ted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# yeah the priests collection
of nazi memoirabilia is classic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I still haven't seen that one.
Not that I need to now, mind. I think my favourite is where Dougal turns the priest into a hippy by saying "Well, all that thing about Jesus being born to a virgin, dying, going up to heaven and then being reborn ... that's not true, is it?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# ah, yes, that's the one with the three cardinals
one gets converted, one dies, and the other gets a Holy Stone rammed up his arse.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# hahah, brilliant, but I still think "Speed 3" had one of my favourite moments
the milkfloat is speeding along, and ted and the two others pull up on a trailer to give mass, being the only thing they could think of... classic stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# "And now to ride Mrs O'Reilly..."
Pat Mustard music
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
right, thats it, when I get in after work, i'm gonna encode all of FT to my iPod....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Eoin McLove has it for me
I can't help but laugh when I think about that episode
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I watched the one with the hairy priest the other day.
It's still bloody brilliant despite being 13 fucking years old, most 13 year olds are cunts.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Hah, the one that listens to jungle?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# That's the fella.
:)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# New Jack City?
Apart from the title, I'm not keen on that one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTUR
tinyurl.com/56hzs8
(Lots of Father Ted epidodes)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# oooooooooh thanking you please two tumbs fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# give you something to do this week :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# In between playing MGS4 again with my shiny new gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# oh can you play it with a gun now?
oh.

hmm

sounds intriguing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# No, you tit, the gun I got given in the game.
edit: wuv woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# well excuse me for imagining the game is better than it is
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# You LIKE tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# tits and gun-games, like virtua cop.
virtua cop needs more tits.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Life would be better in general with more tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I agree.
My life has been lacking tits recently. I think it's your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# You're just not stretching far enough
*rolls chair slightly more toward the continent* try now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *hurts penis*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I'm pretty sure you're doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# how is it better?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I don't know yet, I haven't tried it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I'm playing it through a second time too.
Trying the not killing anyone approach this time.
Apparently you get some goodies if you do this.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# sweets?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Virtual lemon bon-bons.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# now that is worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# better be better than bloody facecamo of whatever bint I've just tranq'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# when applying facecamo
make sure to apply some to the eyelids. In times of peril, close eyes and mouth tightly. This will insure that you remain invisible to even the most dangerous predators.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Alas, it's more of a gimpmask type affair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# rubbish
the eyes are the most reflective part of the face, depending on how often the teeth are cleaned.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
# This is beginning to sound like field notes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# yes
quip all you want.

see how quippy you are when you're standing in a dark corner and someone shoots you between your big eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Shoot as in bang or shoot as in sticky?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I imagine camouflage in the sticky situation
would either be pointless, or counter-productive.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Oh I don't know
not if you had some sort of Rambo fixation.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)
# khaki sheets are a no then.
when I've gone to the trouble of working myself up to climax, I prefer to hit the target.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Working yourSELF up?
Horrible foreign girls. Come home, little dbroon. Captain'll look after you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# lame
do you get a prize for killing everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Go on go on go on
I have now got me an evenings entertainment ta very muchly

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# no problem
I watched them all in an attack of procrastination.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Its one of the best...
Its Sophie's Choice choosing a best one though

I do love the sheep contest though...

Fookin' 'ell!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Excellent!
Someone stuck this on Links over the weekend - looks awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# wtf
lol,thats legend :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# *preorders* hahahah, excellent stuff!
something dubiously related:


Bigger: www.stevehallillustration.com/SuperB3taLand.jpg
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# i love this
I would post a woo, but my webhost has a case of Teh Gay
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# why, thankies sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# argthhhhhh
my eyes
(waxdart hello., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# this is shrouded in ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# and not enough things are shrouded...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
b3ta.com/links/Anyone_enjoy_retro_gaming_and_unnatural_sex_acts
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)