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[challenge entry] Quickie for the compo
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(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# hehhehe
better than the real film :D
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# ^

The film was the biggest pile of shaky cam monster wank that I've ever had the misfortune to see.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# ^Thisthisthisthis
Total arsegravy
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# yep. Watch The Host instead.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I endorse this opinion.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# And I endorse yours. Lets go out for dinner sometime.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# really? I actually liked it....
supposed to be a sequel in the works too...
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# this is the best review of anything ever
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# agreed
it wasnt great - the monster wasnt bad, but the camera work was poop!
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# It wasn't a brilliant film
but it was enjoyable

so there!
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I thought it was pretty good.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# *Gasps*
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# the 'funny' guy
was just annoying and not nearly funny enough, the monsters were laughably poor... the atmospherics were good.

Good made for TV film.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# *Gasps again*
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# (most of) the women weren't hot enough
virtually all of the men were uggos, the dialogue was poor, the army were too fat, the coffee was cold... the dust was too big... the rats were badly acted, there was too much sound, the picture was too left-centric, the camera man was underpaid, the dark wasn't dark enough, the sandwiches had spread rather than butter...
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Now get a camcorder and run around for a bit.


(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# That is an annoying way to film.
I wish directors would stop using it.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# me too. it gives me a headache.
i still haven't seen diary of the dead because i'm afraid it'll suck
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# My review on IMDB was removed.
mind you all it said was " will someone buy that cunt a steadycam?"
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# plus make it so dark
you cant see what happening :D
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# This.
Why can't we have an invasion in daylight!!
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# bit like lost
so much of that i miss by it being in the jungle at night with no light :D
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Rarrrrgghh!
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Faceboke Graffitti!
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# nice
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)