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# It's no wonder she's pregnant!

related story
edit:link altered as it may well have been advertising, is there no-one you can trust?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)
# BARBED COCK


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Adblock says:
nah.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)
# got a problem with penises, there, brah?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)
# No no
the 'related story' link. Adblock is blocking the page.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:33, archived)
# ha ha you like penises
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:33, archived)
# And pencilses.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:34, archived)
# you still using draconian adblock lists that block anything with the word "ad" in it?
you can get automatically updating lists now that block stuff without having to guess at things like that
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Dude your reply is blocked.
Does it have the word "ad" in it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# i was trying to sell you a FREE IPOD
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I read that as a free pond
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)
# FREE POND WITH EVERY OCEAN!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)
# BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)
# It's an amusingly
shaped cactus...not actually a penis.

edit:ah, it is a bit advertising related try
tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/oasis-the-cactus-kid-pregnant/
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8585086
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:34, archived)
# haha eleven complaints
how is that even newsworthy
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I bet his belly button fluff is green
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)
# much easier to get it out with one of them though
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)
# but more painful, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8585083
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:33, archived)
# how odd
this and the ad'.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Unshopped:
Catcus in my bathroom

(yes it is SFW)
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)
# It's a drunken accident waiting to happen
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:33, archived)
# maybe there's some sort of clue in the name
you don't end up with a name like that by accident
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:35, archived)
# oops
been rumbled
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
# these people that complain about pointless crap!
it angers me so

that's it, I'm going to write a letter


Dear MR/MRS/Miss/Ms/Dr/Rabbi/Sous Chef

Eat wee.

Yours, Discomeats.

Hah! that showed 'em!

*goes off to dark corner to cry*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:34, archived)
# The agrument
that they are glorifying teen pregnacy is shit, they can't even glorify drinking oasis.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
# ah, there's always someone who complains about what's on the tv
with a "how dare other people experience something I think shouldn't happen!"

twats

christ, how do these spunktrumpets cope when something actually offensive happens

piss guzzling shitbubbles

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)
# they check
the Daily Mail for advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)
# funilly enough, I was going to mention the daily mail in that post
it's like... they are some kind of predictable mean of mental deficiency :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)
# You pick it up and every headline
tells you how to feel about something you haven't read yet.

I think most of their readership never make beyond the headlines without bursting from RAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I for one, am outraged!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I haven't seen or heard anything
about this, but it's wrong!

actual quote from the Daily Mail site in response to the Heinz Deli ad, though I hope it was someone pisstaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)
# ah lets face it, the folks that make the daily fail know it's bollocks
they could print anything

hell, they do

people keep giving them money

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# i like letters
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
# I liek ltrs in order
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)
# don't cry the pixies will eat your bones!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)
# oh realy?
*unzips*

I've got plenty bones right here for them!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)
# its an irritating advert, mainly for suggesting that the drink is wetter than water
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Maybe it's concentrated water
did you think of that?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# WELL DID YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I've heard it's diluted water
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# it's water+
they make it by injecting water into water
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Doesn't that water it down?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I thought they cut the water molecules in half and glued pieces of ice cube and steam to them, then stitched them back together with liquid string
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# "liquid string"
is conjuring up all the wrong visions here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:42, archived)
# it's exactly what you fear, but a bit worse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)
# what? a midget with a cold?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)
# are you CRAZY
that's how you make a tidal wave waterbomb and drown entire cities
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)
# And in some way healthy.
They were rednecks though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I was thinking...
I don't fancy Mrs Hulk's chances.

(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Brand Republic!
YOU MARKETING FREAK!

* Woo though
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I have no idea what
Brand republic do, if it's gorilla advertising I'll change the link.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
# ^ tis that !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Changed.
Where do I complain about their underhand tactics?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
#
Here
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)