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# I'd rather see this than the new Star trek film
sorry Simon...



CF fucking HUGEified (76KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Mrs Vagabond loves him in a sexy way
Even though I've pointed out he clearly ain't no "Strawberry Blonde".

I hate Mrs Vagabond.

"Get off me you bummer!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I used to think he rocked
... then I saw run fat boy run... after that I was less convinced.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Unleash FatBot!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I'm afraid that does not compute
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# C Nonsense in BASIC, 0:1
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# the first half of the film is quite good
it's the actual race which is feel good rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# it made me feel bad
but it also made me feel cleverer than the people who wrote starred in and directed the film... which made me feel bad.

HOWEVER - Dylan Morran made the film a lot better - which is good because he was poor in Shaun of the Dead
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I could have done without
seeing his arse... TWICE
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# once enough for you
to achieve climax?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Indeed
the second was just gratuitous
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# He wasn't bad in shaun of the dead
he just wasn't him
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I beg to differ
he was bad - he was really rather bad...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I liked that blonde girl in it
the other one, not that one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Jasper Carrott's lass.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# she's the not that one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I can't help feeling
he owes me after Run Fatboy Run

AND Star trek just ain't gonna cut it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Yes indeed.
"Dance for me, entertainer! DANCE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# He's only fit when he's Tim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# She, however, has the opposite logarithm.
She's sexy in everything but Spaced.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I'd log her rithm
.. any time of the day or night, especially in Spaced
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Sod off, she's me in Spaced.
We sturdy lasses will rape you en masse, one day. Just to see you cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# You're in Spaced?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I wish
I'd have raped Tim.

And Mike. Oooh, what a lovely tache.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# And YOU call ME wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Frequently.
I'm not wrong, I'm just misunderstood. And wonderously, hugely, monstrously full of win and ace and YAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahah
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# wrong...
shes ALWAYS gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# ...
except in Spaced.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Ohhhh there's a man called vaginabond
he only fancies sticks and laaaaadles
he's turning really, very wrong
he'll soon start fancying....er....dreeeeeeidls.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Vaginabond - very good - not heard that before.
And I dint say I dint fancy her due to her weight or size, thank you, so take that back, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Oh I'm only joshing. As you well know.
I take everything back, and apologise profusely. In fact, I'll issue a statement to the press immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# But thats what you meant
you wieght-ist
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Hahahaa
There's talk of the third series! ALso that looks nothing like TGA!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Got Lady S all excited at the bash
by telling her he was there... hilarity ensued
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# ... and then I turned up
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# BONUS!
I'm sure she got more pelasure meeting you than she would some stuck up actor
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# A third series of Spaced?
Really?!

also, 'ning B3ta.
*pretends he's always been here*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I do hope they make more :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] is that a b3tan? and a penguin and a teapot
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# does my arse look big in this?


(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I saw Simon Pegg yesterday
/true but uninteresting
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I saw him once with Frost
me and a mate stalked em round HMV cos neither of us had the guts to go and talk to them
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)