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DUX IZ CUNTZ

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(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I DO NOT THINK ANYTHING CAN EVER BE FUNNY AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# i'M LISTEBENNING TO
Prince - My Name is Prince
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# You should listen to
My name is Shakin Stevens instead. It is by Cher!

I SAID CHER YOU FUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# "...and I am needlessly litigious"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# oH, i GOT a live one here!
OooooooahhahahahhaHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Have you ever sued the devil in the pale moonlight?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# And where, and where, is the Batman?
He's at home, WASHIN' HIS TIGHTS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# This is your finest work yet
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# *jumps in canyon*
When it come to funk, I am a junky.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# umm O.O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# *leans on chevy nova*
*vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Stop the press, who's that?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# he was not a nice man.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# He collected sand.
Says it all really.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Have you ever been to Kenya?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# No need for a coat.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# that's nice dear
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# You sexy mutha fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# fucking yes
I love you Dave Trouser

this picture was taken too many years ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Make a new one, outside the houses of parliament.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I want that coat.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# got it from a hire shop
I'd never own a fucking gaygoth trenchcoat
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# It smells of justice.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# it came with a swastika sown on
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# You sexy muthafuckaaaaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Did it go back without it?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! William Hill is fuckin' skill is back from the dead, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# jagger-jape
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I'm too passive?
fair. that makes a whingeing cunt duck
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# FUCK DA CUNT DUX
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I'm compelled to click, because this is beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# YOU SAID IT WAS JUST A PHASE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# This excites.....
... and confuses me.
(Artificial Rhonda Monkey Toucher, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# fanx
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Dekion, you totally pwn the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Don't be silly.
Dyslexia is far better.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Nah.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# 1500 Posts! YOU ASKED FOR FILTH!
THEN COP A LOOK AT THIS
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# is that your oven?
congrats
not on the oven
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Its my dads old chip pan!
Its in the shed now, I bought him a fat fryer so he wouldnt have to use it anymore. I photographed it coz that texture was bound to come in handy eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# You dirty bastard.
MODS, HELLO, WHERE ARE YOU???????!..?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# :D
Foxy, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# You sicken me to the point of smiling.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# You just want to
lick it dontcha, go on admit it!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
# *bubbles*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Top Japery!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# JA!
My husband, quickly, duck, behind the couch!


- There's no duck behind this couch.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Min gott!
Ja! There is no duck behind this couch, it is Hitler!

"Vasss"! What is Hitler doing behind our couch?

Vanking to duck porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Quickly, my Hitler, fuck behind my cooch.
- There's no cunt behind this vagina!?..?!..!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I give you a
buck for a duck and a duck for a buck and all I get are these fooked up ducks !
So I am pleased . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I recently acquired a plethora.
Too many more and I'd be done.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I likes that.
Well done on the giggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# You sexy muthafuckaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)