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Ex wife of Mr Holmes ?

or was he Mr Messy?

(acidgiant, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)

Fuck you you fucking fucks

I started this 'wagon and no-one said anything to me. :(

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)

Haha

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)

Cheers

*licks*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)

Lower

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)

aww!

yours is too clever . . .
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)

I don't get it though.

*something physicsy*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)

Nods

Hats off to you.

(acidgiant, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)

Ris?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)

ask Mr Trellis to take his trousers off . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)

I get THAT bit

Just not the Mr Holmes comment

Research 'natural methods for inducing labour'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)

Hahahaha!

Dur! That reference wasn't lost on me!

EDIT: Dr Watson had a really big gob! C];0)
PARP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)

Just checking ;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)

Thats the problem

People forget their pron heritage!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Throat_(film)

(acidgiant, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)

I am aware of the film

But still lost on the Holmes comment

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)

john holmes

was a pornstar with a silly big-un

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)

Aha, with you

But not actually in that film, hence the confusion

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)

14 inch dead dick.

^{/Mr Bungle blog}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)

I was trained to fuck you baby.

Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666

The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else

Ginger...Ginger

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly

Yeah yeah yeah

A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone

Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Asia & John Holmes

We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!

Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me

I was trained to fuck you baby...

*and on it goes... "and we will get your accounts, Mr. Bungle?"

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