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# *takes Advice*
*Steals Orca*
*realises he doesn't have a pond*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# A deep puddle will suffice
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# When does a puddle become a pond?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# How Zen...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Not out....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# once you have the whale in it
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# "A whale maketh a pond"
"A puddle maketh your feet wet"
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# ponds are deliberate
puddles are inadvertant.
And a puddle becomes a pool when it's either:
a) So wide that a good robust leap from a lithe girl of mid-20's age is no longer sufficient to reliably clear it
or
b) It becomes deep enough that a wellington boot is no longer protection.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# SCIENCE!
I like it

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)
# when it's a jar...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# But I has no Rain here either :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# gah
get thee to Edinburgh - the city is full of soggy people who are red in the face from laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# London had biblical torrents of skyjuice this morning
I got very wet indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# hmm what's the liquid called that runs down the windows of the
central line trains in rush hour?

Commuter Juice?
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Yes, but it's not juice that comes from the commuters
TfL spray it on in the mornings to stop commuters sticking to the sides.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# This is where I am inclined to disagree with you.
However, it did go mental last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# oh believe me
in north london at 8.10 - i.e. the exact time I need to leave the house - it was raining so hard I couldn't see my feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Serves you right for living the wrong side of the river my man ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I know this to be true as I went up
there the summer before last :)

I should be up there again soon too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)