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# hahhaha, like a low budget fucking idiot!

in my whole 'alot of time' on b3ta, i've never ignored anyone... but today and yesterday, my finger itches on the button..
i don't know how much longer i can hold it
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# LOOK EVERYONE
assisonfire has beef with the riddler
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)
# you'll probably be the first one.
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# but if you ignore people you miss out on the fun
i ignored pasanonic and completely missed him melt down
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)
# melt down? when?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)
# im not sure exactly but i saw this yesterday
www.b3ta.com/board/8595186#post8595191

ooh and this lol

www.b3ta.com/board/8595079#post8595171

how come suddenly everyone turned on him... i thought you all licked his arse?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)
# oh that, yeah...
although I have to say, that if he was actually pissed off (I don't doubt that some of what he does is for ammusement). He was provoked, fairly childishly and needlessly. It was kindof like someone peed in his sandpit...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# woah ! HAHAHA if you're gonna go off in a mardy 10 out of 10
Seemed a little extreme..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Yay!
I'm not on the ignore list!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I propose a race around the world
The starting line shall be Piccadilly Circus, tomorrow morning at 10.

I shall bring a pocket watch.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)
# i dunno
its pretty busy down there
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)
# More conflicts should be resolved that way, though.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Don't tell me... you're the Kung Fu Fattie !!
I don't profess to be a genius mate.. so please ignore me..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)
# no i can't..
because you directly asked me to :(
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# who's pissed you off?
and what went down yesterday?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)
# it was tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)
# what is a particularly bad tuesday?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Was it?
yes it was

3 ignores in 2 days.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)
# this v
www.b3ta.com/board/8644941 x 500 times
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# :S That's all a bit odd and uncalled for...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)
# what happened yesterday !?
apart from the conflict in georgia of course !? puts things in perspective a little...hmmmmmmmmmm
(eddie fingers, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Earlier this morning I checked the board
and noticed a scrawled drawing in Paint that depicted a bloke pissing into his own mouth. How can that be more acceptable than a picture of two friends turned into Laurel and Hardy? At least 'some' effort went into it??
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:27, archived)
# yeah but...shopping your mates is kinda a joke between you and your mates
it kinda goes down like a turd sandwich elsewhere...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)
# If the general idea of b3ta is to entertain,
how many people are entertained by pictures of "blokes from an office"? One, two? Because the vast majority of people couldn't care less about them.

That paint picture might actually have been funny. This - not so.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)
# i think there's a place for it under certain circumstances
in the sense if he's gone about it:

"here's my firt attempt at shopping - advice/tutorials to make it better please" (once only)

he didn't and therefore i completely agree
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I thought in many cases
It was a place for people to show off their handiwork? I've seen hundreds of images meaning far less and showing no effort at all. If thats the way it is then fair enough, but i thought it was all about the standard of pic. So if i posted up a scrawled drawing with no effort it would get more acclaim than this??
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# The matra here is
"Jokes are better than technique."

Yes, your picture had effort in it - and well done - but no one gets the joke!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# its always good to have a matra
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# "a scrawled drawing in Paint that depicted a bloke pissing into his own mouth"
(best description of doctor dyslexia's stuff i've seen today by the way)

is not representative of what happens here during the day, and besides doctor dyslexia has been around for donkeys and some people enjoy her shit

if you ignore the abuse and post appropriate times you may become just as beloved
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Dr Dyslexia is a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
#
Dr Dyslexia is a girl alive?
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# was, is and now again (perhaps, maybe)


(answers both above questions in one)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Yes, Dr. Dyslexia is alive.
No, Dr. Dyslexia is not a girl. He mentioned a while back that he isn't pretending to be a girl anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I haven't been on b3ta in a while,
and yet I still hear Brian...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# As an example:


I made this by pasting one face onto another. Is it technically excellent? Not really. Took me 2 minutes.

However, because people recognised the two people I've pasted together, I got an FP, a mention on the Guardian site, on several viral lists and t-shirt requests. If I'd put on the face of my next door neighbour, Steve, no one would have cared.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Depends...
Does Steve look like Diego Maradona? :P
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)
# only problem is
even in this case, not everyone recognizes the two sources. The face, yes, but the body, I have no clue. I'm guessing from the reply that it's Diego Maradona, whom I barely have passing familiarity with.

Still, well done work all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# this ^
couldn't say it better myself
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# lol just to reiterate
these are not friends.. the fat fucker has been doing the rounds on the net for fucking years..surely everyone else but you has seen him.. Its just like the weird "horrified face" that keeps getting shopped on here..I don't know who the fuck that is??? I only know because I have seen it on here. Here endeth the lesson. :D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)