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# Face + Carpet = Friction burns.

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I bet he didn't use the gel

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# USE THE GEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# WHY WON'T HE USE THE GEL?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha, outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
# In the missing part of the picture.....
......is he getting bum raped?
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Its the only way I know to test carpets too
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
# ow
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
# mais oui
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# ça fait mal, hein?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# J'avais une mal de tete
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Il n'ya pas la gare routier dans ma chambre
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Pourquoi?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# very true

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# It can also leave a scar once the scabs have gone...
apparently

TJ: Not worth a new thread and keeping with the theme of pain



*based on a true story*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# This is oh, oh, OH so true.
Terry was lucky to get off so lightly.

*gets off*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
# You have to leave Terry the use of his limbs
or you won't be able to make him your beverage slave to serve as penance for such a grave error.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# YES!
Coffee drinkers will never understand the severity of this crime.
It's right up there with babybuggering and genocide.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I do, but only if the tea is for me.
I can't tell the difference.

If it's for someone else I lick the spoon first.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# This scares me
Woo!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
# pffft
I love these.. However Mr Smallbrainfield, all of your characters tend to be very stressed out (for gel and non-gel related reasons), are they merely acting out your inner fears?

*strokes beard*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)