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# Noticed this on another message board
thought it might get a giggle, if its not been posted on here before.

GARY GLITTER PIC
(chuff off, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Psst!
Read the FAQ you must!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
# sorry
noob fail, etc
(chuff off, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
# to save you the trouble
you're meant to post your own things, not stuff you found on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)
# and all the other bits in it that will save him getting flamed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Quick
Resize & edit or they'll pounce.
One sighting of an L plate & they all come out.....

[Edit] Or make your own as orignality is what makes friends best.
(Jimmy Jangle, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I think its the lack of original work too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Duly noted
:D
(Jimmy Jangle, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
# The stuff posted here is what people have made themselves
(and hosted themselves).
Also, still images really should be kept to under 50kb.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
# umm I host my stuff on
www.b3tards.com/
its a free webhosting service run for the benefit of people who post primaily, here
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# or by nazis grilled shall you be
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Bad move, newbie.
But also, a small "Hah."

Edit: Also a large "AAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!" because Glitter is just so incredibley frightening D:
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)
# so if its not personally made...
put it in the links board yeah?
(chuff off, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Well, not necessarily...
You could link to it on here in a reply to an existing thread like "Hey board, I though this was funny but I didn't make it :)"

I think, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Evening Face!
How do this fine evensong?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Hellooo Scarlet Raw Fish.
I'm a mixture of things, so I suppose okay!

Yoou?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Not Bad,
I managed to have the fire I was meant to have last night but had to cancel due to rain.

Now I smell of burn :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Ooooh, fires :)
Whatcha burn?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Aye.
Or respond to an existing thread with a link or a smaller sized version if you feel.

To be honest with you, the links clan will prolly flame you if you just posted a single pic.

The moral of the story is heads you lose, Tales they win.

(c)b3ta's fables 2008
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Hahhahaha
Christ it's like minefields and Aegis missiles here
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Uh oh
To the bunker!
I have Lindt pistachio chocolate and tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)
# No Biccies!
No Entry!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)
# How very DARE you
As the main supplier of Jaffa Cakes and general confectionary products, I feel that my offering of chocolate on this occasion should be accepted with good grace.
FFS you are getting spoilt. When I was your age... one digestive per week if we were lucky... fields... ham for tea... etc.
*pisses self*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Pfft!
Jaffa Cakes arent even biscuits ;)

How do Pot?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Who would dare to disallow me entry to the bunker
if I only had Jaffa Cakes to offer.
'lo, Red
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)
# shall i just
delete it then?
(chuff off, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Nooooo
One other thing is that people HATE when people delete threads... it gets rid of their lovely conversations and stuff.


Also: hi, you seem nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)
# So what? I really don't get the no deleting rule
It's 99% "fuck off you noob cnut" that gets deleted, not words of wisdom to be passed down to through the ages.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)
# It's for the 1% of superhappyfuntime that exists in the thread.
That, and it gives us a chance to see if the poster will learn their lesson :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
# draw a cat or something
and edit it to replace the image
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)
# ^This
Your general fluffiness has saved you from severe flamage. Quickly draw a kitten and edit the image to link to that and all will be well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Noooooooooooo!
Never delete. Then you will get flamed for that :)

Personally I would suggest leaving it, learning your lesson and such....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
# fair
enough, i'm going for a smoke....
(chuff off, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Hahaha
that'll sort it all out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
#
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)
# You seem cool
Post something fluffy like this, and you win

CFB^
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)
# As is a shit thread
ISKETCH anyone?
b3ta room is up :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)
# im fucking ace
at isketch
(chuff off, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)
# b3ta room
woop
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)
# k
when ive had a smoke ill unleash the fockin fury
(chuff off, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Fighting talk!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)
#
this image or video has been moved or deleted
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)
# it's almost like someone stole this image and posted it on b3ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
# erm almost
I found a big massive gif, cropped it and optimized it. I didn't know it had bindun. Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)
# GAH!
That's fucking huge, I coulda sworn I got it down to 190k.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I have withdrawn my image forthwith because I don't enjoy assrape
much
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)
# ummm...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Been waiting ages
for this to turn up on here.

:)
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
# faq be damned
that's funny
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
# you have touched the hams
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:01, archived)