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# Thought for the day
If you go to the toilet and find yourself attempting a dive, pause and reconsider
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
# InCorrect grammar !
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
# that's not grammar, it's capitalisation,
which is a typographical error.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Lies
It's merely stating you are in correct, as in you are in the correct method of doing things.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I can't poo that way,
I don't have any large hovering Xs left :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Yeah, thanks
have your shopped this? I think not
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I have not
But it is Sunday...
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# RPS lolololololol
Also: it is mildly amusing, only mildly.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
# This is the fourth time I've seen this
the novelty has worn off, really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Oh
In that case
BURN HIM! BURN THE HAMTOUCHER!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Bit like the gary glitter with child in bag picture
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# What picture?
Yeah, I've seen it, hard not to.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)
# you made me chuckle right there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# you didn't make this, did you?
this sort of thing is apparently quite common in East Asian countries, where the idea of sitting down to poo is quite a novelty to them. It's kind of unnatural really, and isn't very good for your back either.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
# People get injured from it too
Not a nice place to fall if you slip
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
# And squatting is?
Surely the best way of doing things is just to let it slide down your leg as it comes out.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I think that's how the French do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
#
I think
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Belgian toilet drains divert straight into their factory machines.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I prefer hanging from ropes myself
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:38, archived)
# It is
That's the natural way we're designed to go, so yes, a lot of people's instincts (especially in the Asian countries) is still to squat even where western toilets have been installed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ...
Only a 4.1 for that dumpdive, the tapering was good, but the rotation was slightly off on the entry.
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# actually it's easier to have a shit if you lean forward.
sitting up straight can lead to unnecessary straining.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# ^this
o/
|/\

BEST SHAPE FOR CRAPPING
Like doggy-style sex, only stuff comes out not in.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
# You love it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I've never denied it, and I never will
Vegetables help you shit, so does bum-sex
Anything to get out of eating broccolli
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# U LIEK BUMVEG
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Cucumbers: they help you shit.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# but remember
only bears grunt.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# 4chan is back up now.
Please go back there.

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)