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# Today I have been matting prints for next weekend's show/sale:
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# That carpet needs a good hovering
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Yeah, I know,
it's a bit grim.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Get on it then woman!
:D

(and I mean the hovering)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)
# HOVERING WOMEN?
whatever next?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)
# COOKING AND IRONING!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# COKE-ING AND COPPER-ING, more like.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# yes, it's covered in matted prints
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)
# It needs to float around a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Hovering?
That would be fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I've been eating curry,
farting and punking.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Punking?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:00, archived)
# You know,
with a guitar and some drums and shouting.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)
# And swearing at the Queen, I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I'm going to take a photo of bad carpet
:D

edit: CAAAAAARPET!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)
# HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE AN ICON!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:04, archived)
# HOLY SHIT YES, COCKWEASLE DONTATED FOR ME AS I'M MONG POOR
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I thought cockweasle was well poor
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I'd better dontate for him aswell
when I has brass razoos to rub together
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)
# you chose wisely
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)
# AWESOME.
Jessie donated for me because I'm poor.

Also because I'm like some sexy internet stud and ladies are just drawn to me and throw money at my feet.

Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# I wish sexy ladies were drawn to me like a stud and threw cash at me
instead, sexy ladies draw my likeness for the police and throw the contents of their cache of studs at me

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I was beaten up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy NAMED Scrunchie.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)
# JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)
# SELF SEXING JESUS ACTION
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# HOT STIGMATA AND THE PISSWRISTS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)
# NEW TEMPORARY NECROPHILIA EDITION FOR THOSE HORNY FETISHISTS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# "Temporary necrophillia" sounds suspiciously like Ultraporn to me...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)
# SEXY sex.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Perpetual necrophilia for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)
# GOAT FUCKING FINGERNUNS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# You just go too far, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Moderation in everything, except excess.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)
# PINK. PNIK. PENK. PIIINK. PIIIEENKKK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Yes, pink carpet is pink
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I claim it as my own. I shall call it Ttssalandttsrville.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)
# also
What the fuck, picture of carpet?

Green carpet is green.
And is a carpet.

FUCK! CARPET!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK YOUR CARPET RULES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Can't understimate the carpet power
Also, there's a carpet shop 3 minutes from my home, I'm thinking about CARPET right now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)
# FUCK YES, GO GO GADGET PINKCARPET.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I wonder what kind of adventures inert carpet will have today
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)
# It's like a fluffy Mr. Benn.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I'm trying to work a "carpet stiffy" joke into this reply
but I just can't do it :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Ooh ace :D
Have you got the Thom one, too?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:04, archived)
# ...A GLUE STICK?...
...I HATE GLUE STICKS!...

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)
# They are delicious
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I love glue sticks
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Goodnight b3ta
:P
(EddieEddie, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)
# 'Night!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)
# OH WOW THAT'S GREAT.
TELL ME EVERYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# RPS is shit.
Even on M.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# But she made all of those pictures too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# So YOU say.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Yes.
I just said it, and it was me who said it, so yes, I said it.
What's your point?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)
# 'made'.......
....is 'tracing'...'making'....???????????????....;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)
# yes.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I'm not sure.
I just thought that would make me look big and clever.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I do think that all these "you're only defending her because she's a girl"
things are a bit unfair, though.

I firmly believe that these people would stand up for ANY sexy children, regardless of whether they're male or female.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Hahahahah!
It's just because she's a good friend of mine, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)
# You want to touch her quim.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)
# 9ijm o90m lkp-on
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:26, archived)
# She's not going to have sex with you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)
# If she did, that would be rape.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)
# More importantly, she's a GIRL
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Wow!
That's ace! It doesn't even look photoshopped! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# FEEL FREE TO SEND ME ME. SO I CAN LOOK AT ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)
# sweet!
 
all together like that they look great.
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)
# W
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(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:22, archived)
# No REALLY.
That is so good. Well done. CAN I FUCK YOU IN THE EYES.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:25, archived)
# how much will you pay me to take one of those home?
/jk. good luck, make gobs of cash and then send me some.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)
# HA-ha!
that looks like a whole lot of fun!
(im in a similar position - trying to make a soundboard for "In Bruges"
A whole lot of cutting out - enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)