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# the word on The Streets is...


a terrible pun, and an obscenity... can you get any better?

oh, and if Mr. The Streets reads this, I didn't mean it
(spankboy11 spanks boys. 11 of them, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 16:53, archived)
# that is indeed very funny!
if primitive. I think thats what makes it funny....

woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Oi
I quite like the Streets

*braces for the onslaught..*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Oi
so do I
*belts and braces in support*
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:01, archived)
# I'm not fussed
either way
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:03, archived)
# He is either:
a. A revolutionary poet for our times who articulates the struggles of urban youth

OR

b. Some geezer from South London who made a funny album

I'll go with the second one!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:15, archived)
# i hate "funny" music
the novelty wears off after about 3 listens. Like tenacious D. do people still find that song "tribute" funny? After its been on every rock show for the last 6 months straight, and in every guitar magazine known to man?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Isn't he a brummie who happens to live in London?
I think it's somewhere between the two anyway. It is a funny album, but there's some really clever stuff there too.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:21, archived)
# streets
or from birmingham ??
(fenton-claypole, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:38, archived)
# eggs
ellent
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 16:55, archived)
# PS:
Sorry about the big-ass robot from before.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 16:56, archived)
# You apologising to yourself?
You strange.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 16:59, archived)
# You want to meet him,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:00, archived)
# You're not
using your mind control tricks on me again, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:03, archived)
# No.
Take off all your clothes.

I don't do things like that.


Take off all your clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:04, archived)
# You just got me fired
you bastard!
edit: the whole office has also gone blind. That's another fine mess you've gotten me into.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:05, archived)
# AND ME!
grrrrrrrrrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Just think
what would happen if I used my powers for good.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Everyone would be naked
And happy.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Gosh yes.
What a wonderful (naked) world that would be.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:09, archived)
# just as I read that
a very big boned member of staff waddled past me, and I have to say, it would not be wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Don't know much about history,
don't know much biology.
Don't know much about a science book,
don't know much about the French I took.
But I do know that I am naked,
and I know that if you are, too,
what a wonderful world this would be.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:17, archived)
# who sung that song?
I'd like to know :)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:19, archived)
# At your service...
'twas Sam Cooke
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:23, archived)
# thankyou very much
dutchgirl :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:24, archived)
# why am i naked?
i kind of lost concentration there for a second and now i have no clothes on.....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:09, archived)
# That evil git
bovine up to his usual tricks. I suggest that only a lobotomy will remedy this situation.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:12, archived)
# on him
or us?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:18, archived)
# both....
lobotomies are cool....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Lobotomies
for everyone! (They're buy one get one free at the moment)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Fnord
fnord fnord naked fnord fnord fnord whipped cream fnord bananas.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:06, archived)
# I had a dream
like that... :-/
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:07, archived)
# did it have a big ass?
i cant remember. If not, we want more robots with large bottoms....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 16:59, archived)
# no,
i was apologising to everyone else. see?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:00, archived)
# I know...
I was just being mean. I'm a very nasty person.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:03, archived)
# me, too
cow
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:15, archived)
# simple and brilliantly effective
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 16:56, archived)
# nooo
the word on the street is "SLOW"
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 16:56, archived)
# yay
for amusing pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 16:57, archived)
# threadjack:
I am sooo stumped for a quick doodle. any ideas folks?
feel free to post pics of yourselves to be cartoonised/munted
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 16:58, archived)
# How about a picture
of a man walking up to a "Give Way" sign
only to find his legs collapsing underneathy
him as he reads it?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 16:59, archived)
# If I'm stuck,
I doodle either.

A flying tongue with eyes.
Or someone with a spring instead of legs.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:00, archived)
# A spring
with flying eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Calm down,
I've done a tongue on a spring with eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:03, archived)
# How can I calm down
I was up til 2am writing letters to various government officials in Liberia!
FNURG!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Are you laundering money again?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:04, archived)
# No...
I'm still waiting for that cheque from Nigeria though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:05, archived)
# why not click on profile pics and steal photos for doodles
ive got a couple. youre more than welcome to deface my good self.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:00, archived)
# i second that
Mini Challenge! Paintmash self portraits, and if you dont then your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:00, archived)
# class idea!
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY:
PAINTMASH PORTRAIT ANOTHER B3TAN MINI CHALLENGE!
sorry for shouting
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:03, archived)
# well
this is me



ps. happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:06, archived)
# haha
it is as well.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:07, archived)
# you can't see the cigarette
cos it's just a portrait
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:07, archived)
# you've coloured in the
bald patch as well
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:08, archived)
# cheeky monkey
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:13, archived)
# I think *self*-portraits are better
otherwise people will be off to ratemypoo all the time for image sources.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:07, archived)
# I draw
junkies when I'm bored.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:01, archived)
# that would constitute a self portrait
in my case.
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# Yer not that bad :-)
Thing is with junkies they can be doing anything 'cos you think "Junkies are fucked up - they probably chew telephone cable lined with earwax in real life"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:08, archived)
# i knew it!
explains everything
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:10, archived)
# You can't be dissing The Streets!
So stop it.
(OoberSui, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:05, archived)