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# the word on The Streets is...


a terrible pun, and an obscenity... can you get any better?

oh, and if Mr. The Streets reads this, I didn't mean it
(spankboy11 spanks boys. 11 of them, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 16:53, archived)
# that is indeed very funny!
if primitive. I think thats what makes it funny....

woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Oi
I quite like the Streets

*braces for the onslaught..*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Oi
so do I
*belts and braces in support*
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:01, archived)
# I'm not fussed
either way
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:03, archived)
# He is either:
a. A revolutionary poet for our times who articulates the struggles of urban youth

OR

b. Some geezer from South London who made a funny album

I'll go with the second one!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:15, archived)
# i hate "funny" music
the novelty wears off after about 3 listens. Like tenacious D. do people still find that song "tribute" funny? After its been on every rock show for the last 6 months straight, and in every guitar magazine known to man?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Isn't he a brummie who happens to live in London?
I think it's somewhere between the two anyway. It is a funny album, but there's some really clever stuff there too.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:21, archived)
# streets
or from birmingham ??
(fenton-claypole, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:38, archived)
# eggs
ellent
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 16:55, archived)
# PS:
Sorry about the big-ass robot from before.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 16:56, archived)
# You apologising to yourself?
You strange.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 16:59, archived)
# You want to meet him,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:00, archived)
# You're not
using your mind control tricks on me again, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:03, archived)
# No.
Take off all your clothes.

I don't do things like that.


Take off all your clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:04, archived)
# You just got me fired
you bastard!
edit: the whole office has also gone blind. That's another fine mess you've gotten me into.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:05, archived)
# AND ME!
grrrrrrrrrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Just think
what would happen if I used my powers for good.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Everyone would be naked
And happy.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Gosh yes.
What a wonderful (naked) world that would be.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:09, archived)
# just as I read that
a very big boned member of staff waddled past me, and I have to say, it would not be wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Don't know much about history,
don't know much biology.
Don't know much about a science book,
don't know much about the French I took.
But I do know that I am naked,
and I know that if you are, too,
what a wonderful world this would be.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:17, archived)
# who sung that song?
I'd like to know :)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:19, archived)
# At your service...
'twas Sam Cooke
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:23, archived)
# thankyou very much
dutchgirl :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:24, archived)
# why am i naked?
i kind of lost concentration there for a second and now i have no clothes on.....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:09, archived)
# That evil git
bovine up to his usual tricks. I suggest that only a lobotomy will remedy this situation.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:12, archived)
# on him
or us?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:18, archived)
# both....
lobotomies are cool....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Lobotomies
for everyone! (They're buy one get one free at the moment)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Fnord
fnord fnord naked fnord fnord fnord whipped cream fnord bananas.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:06, archived)
# I had a dream
like that... :-/
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:07, archived)
# did it have a big ass?
i cant remember. If not, we want more robots with large bottoms....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 16:59, archived)
# no,
i was apologising to everyone else. see?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:00, archived)
# I know...
I was just being mean. I'm a very nasty person.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:03, archived)
# me, too
cow
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:15, archived)
# simple and brilliantly effective
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 16:56, archived)
# nooo
the word on the street is "SLOW"
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 16:56, archived)
# yay
for amusing pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 16:57, archived)
# threadjack:
I am sooo stumped for a quick doodle. any ideas folks?
feel free to post pics of yourselves to be cartoonised/munted
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 16:58, archived)
# How about a picture
of a man walking up to a "Give Way" sign
only to find his legs collapsing underneathy
him as he reads it?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 16:59, archived)
# If I'm stuck,
I doodle either.

A flying tongue with eyes.
Or someone with a spring instead of legs.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:00, archived)
# A spring
with flying eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Calm down,
I've done a tongue on a spring with eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:03, archived)
# How can I calm down
I was up til 2am writing letters to various government officials in Liberia!
FNURG!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Are you laundering money again?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:04, archived)
# No...
I'm still waiting for that cheque from Nigeria though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:05, archived)
# why not click on profile pics and steal photos for doodles
ive got a couple. youre more than welcome to deface my good self.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:00, archived)
# i second that
Mini Challenge! Paintmash self portraits, and if you dont then your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:00, archived)
# class idea!
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY:
PAINTMASH PORTRAIT ANOTHER B3TAN MINI CHALLENGE!
sorry for shouting
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:03, archived)
# well
this is me



ps. happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:06, archived)
# haha
it is as well.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:07, archived)
# you can't see the cigarette
cos it's just a portrait
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:07, archived)
# you've coloured in the
bald patch as well
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:08, archived)
# cheeky monkey
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:13, archived)
# I think *self*-portraits are better
otherwise people will be off to ratemypoo all the time for image sources.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:07, archived)
# I draw
junkies when I'm bored.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:01, archived)
# that would constitute a self portrait
in my case.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Yer not that bad :-)
Thing is with junkies they can be doing anything 'cos you think "Junkies are fucked up - they probably chew telephone cable lined with earwax in real life"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:08, archived)
# i knew it!
explains everything
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 17:10, archived)
# You can't be dissing The Streets!
So stop it.
(OoberSui, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:05, archived)