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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:41, archived)
# AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:47, archived)
# SHOOOOOEEESSSSS!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:06, archived)
# Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:07, archived)
# Belgium?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:09, archived)
# That too.
*prances*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:10, archived)
# My brand new PC is fucked. I am not best pleased.
Duff hard drive lasted all of 5 days. Lucky for me, I'd held off installing everything and setting email up, as I had a feeling I'd been cursed after what happened to my previous PC.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:13, archived)
# Bugger D:
I installed Vista on my computer, and then I screwed it up, so I had to install it again.
:[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:14, archived)
# i love mojave! it's great!
*guns down everyone on the planet*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:19, archived)
# Oh I do like Vista 64... but it's a picky bastard.
I spent hours working out why it wouldn't install at first. Do you know what it was? DO YOU? I dared to have the fucking front audio header connected. It needed to be disconnected until the drivers were installed. WHAT? WHAT? Motherfucker.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:20, archived)
# Hahahah what.
Well I insalled a theme and explorer wouldn't boot.
I had to load firefox through the task manager, then download something to replace explorer just long enough for me to reinstall.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:21, archived)
# When I get the replacement drive, I will be unstoppable.
Just you wait. Me, with a repaired broadband connection, a 1 TeraFLOP capable PC, a large supply of Monster drink, and lots of spare time.
There's going to be suffering.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:27, archived)
# I'll fire up the dekionplexis.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:29, archived)
# Haha, hell yes.
The Parfuss Snow Army is coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:34, archived)
# THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, BABY.
I AM SO HOT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:10, archived)
# Goober is King of Shoe Dancing
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:11, archived)
# What is this /talk board/blogtv/shoes on head thing all about anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:11, archived)
# There are few other things to be doing between 1am and 5am.
I believe it comes from someone getting a paid-for camwhore to put a shoe on her head instead of doing the usual activities.

We don't limit ourselves to just shoes on head though, and Socks On Ears has had some success. One time appearances from Calculator, Towel, Phone and Mouse On Head have also been observed.

I think the main attraction to the sport is the folks that get overly irate about being asked to put shoes on their head.

loffle!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:17, archived)
# BUCE REE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:48, archived)
# i used to own the book his ex-wife wrote.
it was odd.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:51, archived)
# this enters my dragon immensely
a wonderful body of work which I pointed out as my favourite. I am thrilled, this is an extraordinary experience. it simply "speaks" to me. this is a must see exhibit of a great volume by a mature and skilled artist.
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:56, archived)
# in fact tomorrow i'm going to find out what 'jeet kune do' is
and then i'm going to master it.
unless i get distracted.
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:02, archived)
# The art of making bread from Nazi racoons in french cottages.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:16, archived)
# CHINESE BOXING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:53, archived)
# HELLO, MY COCK IS AN AARDVARK
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YmNPTbo7Xs
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:59, archived)
# EVEN WHEN I'M WITH MY BOO, ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:07, archived)
# Let me tell U something, if U close your eyes and listen 2 these awesome words and music, U never think about clothes anymore.
Someday maybe U walk naked through the streets of your town...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Lawks!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:14, archived)
# You can call it
the art of tracing, without tracing!

Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:14, archived)
# badaaassss.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:16, archived)
# If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:29, archived)
# metonymy.
here lies miss groby.

if anyone here gets this, i will send him/her a present, snailmail style.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:32, archived)
# I can't say I got it because I must admit
I never really understood it :(

I suffered from the monotony of metonymyes (sp?)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:59, archived)
# i love the language, but it's nuts.
i was half hoping someone would get the reference (and metonymy in general) so i could jump around like a fool.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:02, archived)
# I can descibe something by talking about related things if you like
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:06, archived)
# tell me things.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:10, archived)
# ok maybe I should think about a subject before I make claims like these.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b54rB64fXY4
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:12, archived)
# my favourite piece by him is 'work for peace'.
incomplete, bad audio version here.

funkdafied version here.

there is better audio out there by gsh, but i can't locate it on youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:25, archived)
# I like "home is where the hatred is"
but I couldn't find so I had to settle for that.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:28, archived)
# home.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmkgZElCgE4
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:31, archived)
# #
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:34, archived)
# I love language, and even more so when writers really push it round to do wierd things it was never designed to do (Dylan Thomas)
But this kind of "Quantum English" I never really got.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:07, archived)
# qumlish no b get, qumlish getyou.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:09, archived)
# What about youtube comments?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:18, archived)
# high art. should only be read by SNOBS with advanced money.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:21, archived)
# "Boards don't hit back."



*clicks* Woo



www.grumpychimp.com/quotes/bruce-lee-quotes.php
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:51, archived)
# HE GAVE AIDS TO KAREEM ABDUL JABBAR.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:56, archived)