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# Fuck the fucking Daily Mail. In the eye. With a spoon.


Form an orderly line here, please.

Cheers all.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# no thanks
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# then you'll want the other line for the camps, then
which uniform did you want to wear? guard or inmate?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# thats right...
if you dont point out to everyone that the daily mail is a crap newspaper we will all end up in concentration camps.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# it's a joke relating to a certain movie
RTFA and calm down
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Better.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Well look who it is.
People worried about you.

Yan- for what it's worth I'd like to say 'cheer the fuck up, grumpyflaps.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# People worried about me?
do I owe them money?

I have been travelling.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# ssssh im trying to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I love the way your profile states that "B3ta is full of self important cunts"
And then you proceed to run around being.....I guess the irony will be lost on you.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# MY NAZI RACCOON PRISON HELL by Julie Moult
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Ahahahaha
bless their cottons, racist octogenarians shouldn't try to beat us in a jolly game of Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I like the daily mail, far softer on the buttocks than the women's weekly
I'm bored and why aren't people talking to me?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# hahahah! I really hope this gets so out of hand,
so that journalists in future are forced to stop making up shit for fear of TEH INTERNET! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
I sent them a comment too, but mine did call them twats so I didn't expect it to be published really..
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# what's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Manic has declared war on the Maily Dale
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I was unlucky enough to be in his prospective constituency during the last elections
where he was promoting himself around here in North Norfolk, and I managed to get to a local meeting where he was speaking.
He reminded me a little of Private Walker from Dad's Army in the way he came across
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Google image search is a bit pants isn't it?
I mean when you search for "julie moult" all you seem to be getting at the moment are random images by people who happen to have "julie moult" in their b3ta sigs.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *hides behind the architecht*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# it's early days
Give it another week or so. The Images database works in a different way and at a different pace to the main (text) database.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# yeah but try doing a video search for Julie Moult
*grin*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I take it there's only yours? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I still have a screenshot of the entire 'anne diamond/video game shocker' article
before they took it down. You remember, the one with her half photoshopped, like this...

/taken directly from the online article and not shopped, except for the title
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# hahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I sent in comments for that
which never got published on the site.

I even offered my services for half what their current 'computer boffin' earned
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# While I have absolutely no internet-influence to contribute,
best of luck with that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# It's not just the press though
Have you seen Panorama lately?

The Beeb and ITV news are obsessed with scare-mongering stories about everything from cvomputers, the economy to travel.

If there's a computer/internet angle to a seemingly pointless story they run it.

A year or two ago, Panorama ran a show about online gambling, but at no point did they say that gambling was gambling whether you did it online or ina betting shop. Somehow the fact that it was 'online' made it a different/worse proposition.

I wrote to BBC Newswatch about it and got completely ignored.

You should go to the PCC ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# we can't win though
if we keep our kids off the streets in fear of them getting knifed, they'll stay at home and become paedos, because that's what the internet does to people
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# The ITV evening news is (as a b3tan better than me described it) The Fear news
it's a travesty of broadcasting
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# The BBC is far from perfect
but it's streets ahead of The Sun, The Daily Mail, FOX News, etc. for little things like facts and balance

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)