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# I'M R3ALLY REALLY DRUNK AND I'M GOING TO UNI IN THE MORING


I'M SCARED. TELL ME WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT UNIVERSITEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I CANNAE FEEL MY TOES
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Oh noes!
Somebody chopped off your hands!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:01, archived)
# NO.
I JUST CANNAE FEEL MA TOESISES
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# i had trouble feeling my big toes properly when I joined uni
hadn't long had my nail beds removed cos of ingrowing toenails, so had bloody feet for a month or so after starting.
Then dropped out after 3 years (including a repeated second year after breaking my ankle ice skating).
Maybe I shouldn't be giving people uni advice really.
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)
# like, first day?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# YEP.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# WHER'S CAPS LOCK???
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# i recommend either finding and kicking the ass of the biggest guy there
or become someone's bitch.

you're fucked, otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I MADE A FRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)
# no you didn't
he's not real.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:52, archived)
# 'ER NAME IS OLIVIA
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)
# he's not real, i said!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)
# HER
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)
# you freshmen are all the same
never listening to your elders
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)
# ERH
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Yes they do, thats the best way to get in their panties
Be old and they look up to you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:04, archived)
# *is in his last year*
now you're making me feel old
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)
# *Is also in last year*
/4th year of masters blog
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)
# hah
so you'll have a proper job when you graduate, unlike me, who will be in a cardboard box
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Thats the plan!
Big nasty pharmaceutical company here I come!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:14, archived)
# THE FIRST THING TO LEARN AT UNIVERSITY IS AN APPRECIATION FOR THE SHIFT KEY MY FRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# NOTHING
ITS SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO HATE IT. THEN GET AIDS. THEN DIE.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# ME NAN GAVE ME A LAMP
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# That is suitable protection against getting AIDS and dying
so you have nothing to worry about.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)
# other than the
UNIVERSITY DEATH BADGERS
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)
# OF DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)
# ANTI RESULT
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)
# RESULT
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I suggest you carry it with you everywhere for the first few weeks
just to make people aware that you are not to be trifled with.
Being trifled with is not good when you are trying to make a good impression.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)
# GAZ ME THIS SO I REMEMBER.
I HAVE POOR MEMORY AT THE BEST OF TIMES. AT THIS TIME I HAVE HAD LOTS OF DRINK. LOTS. IT'S STUDENTY I HEAR
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Yes
Universities tend to have lots of students which makes is doubly important for lamp style protection.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I'M USING CAPS BECUASE I ADMIRE TTSSATSRRR
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:52, archived)
# really?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)
# NO
DON'T TEEL HIM, HE'LL GET BIG HEDED

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)
# GET?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:57, archived)
# BECAUSE HE ALREADY IS
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Well done Captain Fakedrunk!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)
# OH.
I AM VERY DRUNK. NOT THAT IT MATTERS. I LOOK UP TO YOU. DON'T BE HORRID.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# That is why I must abuse my position like a bastard.
For that is why you look up to me, my bastardly ways. That is how psychology works you see.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)
# GOING TO BED
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)
# 'a'?
New graphics tablet?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)
# WHAT?
NO. NEW UNI. NEW HOME. NEW FRIENDS
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I HAVE A UNI
BUT IT IS NOT NEW.
I HAVE BEEN THERE FOR A YEAR. NOW I AM GOING BACK
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I HAS NO UNI
I HAS BEEN PUTTING UNI OFF FOR A YEAR. NOW I FEEL SILLY.

I HAS NEW UNI IN A YEARS TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)
# WHERE?
SAAFFF WEST? I AM GONIG SAAAFFF WEST. SOMEONE GAVE ME A SHOT OF DRINK BUT IT WAS CHEWIE

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)
# LEICESTER
THERE ARE A FEW LEICESTER B3TANS AT UNI. TIS A GREAT LAUGH
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I WANT TO GO.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:57, archived)
# COME,
I may have a bash up in Leicester at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)
# WAHYE
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I want a sheffield bash.
thats about as far as I would stretch for a bash
Maybe leeds
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# LEEDS WAS MY FIRST CHOICE.
I DIDN'T WORK HARD ENOUGH.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)
# You could have gone to uni with pineapple then
If theres a leeds bash I may attend
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)
# i would be up for that
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)
# The good thing is that you can get drunk and turn up the next day
and you won't be the only one with a hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I DURNK
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# This made me laugh, from February, from nerdville; where I mod
"I'm delurking to voice my equally worthless opinion.

Romney suspended campaigning today, so that leaves:

Hillary - but the thought of a redux of the 90's Clinton corruption completely depresses me. Face it: policy wise and by inclination this woman is practically Stalin in drag. No thanks Mrs. C.
McCain - who has proven himself to be as vindictive and egotistical, not to mention as cynical and downright dishonest, as any politician in D.C. Anyone who could proudly author the kind of attack on the 1st Amendment to the US Constitution that McCain-Feingold represents, has no business holding national office. All in all McCain is unfit to be President imho.
Huckabee - the Huckster. McCain light. I'm so sorry that something as cool as the Fair Tax has become associated with this tool. Again, a lying cynical d'bag of a politician. No way he gets my vote, hopefully he'll go back to Arkansas and throw another squirrel on the barbie or the fry baby or whatever it was he was cooking them with in his college days.
Obama - Hillary with a human face. Jimmy Carter politically-reincarnated with a more ambitious (and destructive) shopping list of federal social programs. A naif up against Beijing, Bin Laden and Ahmadinejad (though after campaigning against the Clintons you can no longer call him a total naif). But I'll still be hoping that he wins the democrat nomination since 08 is going to be their year, and a return to Billary is more than I can stomach.
Ron Paul - will ultimately get my vote now. He's probably the only guy in the race who has read and understands the Constitution and has an inkling of how the Framers intended the country to be governed. His foreign policy would be dangerous in war time, admittedly. But I can't not vote, and all of the others are a guaranteed disaster.

I believe 2009 is going to see an acceleration of the US national decline that is so rapid it becomes irreversible. I'm sure if that happens it will gladen some hearts on this forum. Careful what you wish for. A bumbling, arrogant, self-absorbed but largely indifferent capitalist superpower might one day seem like a neighbor you mildly disliked, compared to what might follow."

Star Wars nerds on politics, ACE!

I shall now build additional bunks in our bunker, following some sleep; good god
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)
# That's a lot of words for a drunken thread
and may possibly push The Rhyme Master over the top ;)
I cannot comment on the contents due to my being rather jaded with the entire run-up to the elections in a country that is fast going down the pan.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:18, archived)
# "a".
this is why i love this picture. other than that i hate this.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)
# AT FIRST I DIND'T LIKE YOUE AND HAD YOU ON IGNORE.
NOW I LIKE YOU AND YOUN DON'T LIKE ME
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)
# From the looks of things
and judging from the soaps I have seen, I predict this will end up with sexy tiems.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)
# i like this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)
# i like this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)
# So do I
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)
# FUNKINATE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)
# A?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I assumed it was your tag
so people will recognise it's yours when it, you know, goes viral.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW
I NEVER WENT, I GOT MY QUALIFICATIONS BY CORRESPONDENCE.

I STILL GOT PRETTY HAMMERED THOUGH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)
# SHHIIIITTT
GROWL IS TRYING TO MAKE ME UPDATE. I'M ALL... NAH BLUD, JOG
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I SHOULD ADD THAT I NEVER ACTUALLY USED MY QUALIFICATIONS
AS THERE IS MORE MONEY, LESS STRESS AND MORE FUN RUNNING A CALL CENTRE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)
# The booze and the drunk girls.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# NOT ENOUGH GIRLD
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:52, archived)
# SHAGGING GIRLS REAL LIFE GIRLS!
And all the beer
and the sex
and the beer and the beer
and the sex
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I HOPE I HAV BEER SEX
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Its the best kind
What uni are you going to?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)
# PLYMOUTH
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)
# That rubbish. Go north
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)
# You can't go north.
 
>
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)
# ahah
you're in the same boat as me right now, what Uni you going to?
(Plog, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I NEED A PISS
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I NEED A JOINT
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)
# I predict he won't be able to remember
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)
# haha
Saying im in the same boat, im not sober but IM STILL QUITE REAONABLE
(Plog, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# you'll have all the funs
enjoy it before you're old and bitter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:57, archived)
# University
Drugs, sex and... techno?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)
# scared 5!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)
# I BOUGHT YOUR TEE.
IT GOT ME SEXY WITH A LADY. SHE HAD AVERAGE FACE BUT BIG BOOBS. I ASSUME IT WAS THE TEE.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# One of the best things about university is
Making friends who you will love and cherish for ever because as you learn at uni, you grow more mature and your thinking expands, so the people you bond with mean more to you.
I kissed my first girl when I was at university and I was able to wear make up for the first time. I discovered Black metal and gigs. I learned how to really learn and how to really devour a book. Uni was fucking brilliant, so much so I want to go back and do my masters one day when I can afford it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# TOO LONG.
PLEASE TO SUMMARISE IN ONE SHORT SENTENCE PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Pubes and communists.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)
# the beer?
the girls?

I can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# YOUR ANIMATIONS OF UDDERS.
THEY WILL HELP ME GET A DEGREE
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Milky
Testes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Bouncy bouncy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# oh all right


I want half of your degree then. I never got mine.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)
# IT WILL BE GOURD!
LOTS OF BEERS AND SEXY TIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I HRT XLVIIIII
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)