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# How2doanything - Answers to all of lifes problems and more
Learn the answers to life, the Universe and everything @
www.freewebs.com/robshow2

So you want to learn how to sing, tap dance, train for a marathon, metamorphise into a penguin then visit my site to learn the answers to life the UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING. No moneyback guarantee!!!!

I hope for my site to become a popular fun knowledge not for profit website where we can all become enlightened of our mental baggage.

www.freewebs.com/robshow2

Cheers,

Rob

MODEIT: Spam - account removed.
(how2doanything, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I'd like to learn how to read a faq please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# here"
www.freewebs.com/robshow2/how_to_read_a_faq


that site's amazing
it's even got a how to submit an image section!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Severe lack of horses, Freeblybeebly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I'm not that fast
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# That's what they're there for
sit on horsie, go clippy cloppy speedy time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# hahahah
you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Got to hold onto the face ropes, though
no holdy face ropes, go fally leapy deathpossible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Instead of the sign language guys
I'd like to vote for me in the corner of the telly, as an optional soundtrack for documentaries.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# In the corner? No way. You deserve to be in the centre of the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# *sexs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Hurrah!
You well?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# pft.
"hurrah - I'm receiving a sexing!"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Damn straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# no you're not
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Captain cannot live on man alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# not too bad i guess, curled up in bed with a case of the lazies though
you good?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Oh you fiend
I am at work. It is......pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# that so? :(
i'll bet you have coffee though... my bed has no coffee making facilities and the tea and toast fairy is at her lectures.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I have coffee
but I had to make it. If you come here and entertain me (not hard) I shall make you a coffee. Bring the duvet, it's cold.

Edit: Have I demonised you yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# but by the time i get there it'll be time for you to go home where you have your own duvet
much better you come here. you don't have to work here
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I'll still have to make you coffee though, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Good heavens, is it Tuesday already?
*SIGHS*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha, "I hope for my site to become a popular"
i fell off my roflhorse at that point and could not read on.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# she looks like she isn't getting any cock
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# or's just opened a goatsie link.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# rob?
was your other account blocked?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# 1, shut up
2, freewebs gives you no credibility whatsoever
3, go away and shut up
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# stop trying to keep the small businessman down!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I'd like to learn how not to get flamed please
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
#
www.freewebs.com/robshow2/how_to_get_flamed
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# How NOT to get flamed
Morning freebs, have a toblerone
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
#
www.freewebs.com/robshow2/appreciating_toblerone
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# *melts*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# you can start by providing us all with cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I can do that!
*bakes furiously*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# no!!
bake with love, not fury!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Hi Rob
I've just bought new shoes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# From Wendy? I miss Wendy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
#
www.freewebs.com/robshow2/so_youve_bought_new_shoes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# did it have a burn on it's neck?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# A bum on its neck?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# there's nice
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# This
With inflatable kumquats.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# spam much?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I'd love to know how to metamorphise into a penguin.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# 1, cat
2, pizza
3, book on metamorphosis

Ttssattsr's shopping list.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# bite my fat bullbous bellend you cock
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# mmmmmmmm, bullbous bellend.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# BULBOUS COCK ON COCK ACTION.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# OH. OH NO.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# the shame the shame
(sludgebucket, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# thanks
I will endeavour to give that the attention it deserves...

I've saved it for later
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# STICK IT UP YER ARSE YOU CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# im not sure why Rob didnt just put this on the front page
i hope now he has a neew websitre he wont lose interest in b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Sometime IIIIIIII ...
Fantasiiiiiiiiize ...

About this happening:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# HOW DO I SHOT WEB?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# You farkin Peanut!
I'll roast this here from the wee small hours of last night.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)