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# The Peril of a Long Legged Bird...


/Edit - This is the true story of Jacob Dyer
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# just wonderful
*cleeck*

und 'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Wotcha.
Having bad WoW trouble atm! I inherited a guild that I didn't ask for:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# NEEDS MORE SPOON-LEGGED UNCLESHATTER.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# It did
But it brokedededededed
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# You so should have rape-killed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# +5 GM pants of doom is what you need
I started playing Warhamer online a bit, then stopped playing games after a week. I need a new hobby.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Have you tried a hobby horse?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# och!
hows thee ye grit haggis!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# silly ivesb
Grit Haggises are just for keeping Scottish people on the road!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# woo!
how random peculiar!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# we don't use that word round here.
people might think we're young
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# ^
ah Tom, a pedant after me own 'eart.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# its one of my battlefields
the other is 'jealousy' and 'envy'
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I'd like to formally apologise for my misuse of the word 'random'.
at 36 years of age I should know better.
*punishes self*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Even when it's used correctly it annoys me now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# see also: "Wicked!" and "Awesome!"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ah.... now i am guilty of awesome
but i don't think i misuse it. cool things do just inspire awe in me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I say wicked, though.
I don't want to, but I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# i even say groovy when it is quite apparent that there are no grooves involved
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I'm going to have to stop saying rad now as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# don't you fucking dare
i also use "far out", "cosmic" and "gnarly". i can't quite justify using "crucial" or "tubular"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# TUBULAR
oh hell yes. You can justify it, with a hearty 'Captain told me to'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I say 'eeeeeeeeeexcellent' like Mr Burns
No-one could accuse me of being young for that
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I have been known to say 'Booyah!'
at totally inappropriate moments
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Wiked is fine
Awesome results in death.

I like random. I'm not sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# and how :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# this tickles me joy bits
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Burnt humans smells EXACTLY like a bad barbecue
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
#
your knowledge frightens me
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# A severed leg weighs exactly the same as one that is still attached
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Incorrect.
There's blood in a non-severed one.

unless I've drunk it
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# There's blood in a severed one
Trust me
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# O_O
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Mwahahahahahaha!
And I looked so sweet
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# not once I've finished with it there isn't
black pudding anyone?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# it reminds me of the smell you get from McDonalds
FACT!
*rocks in corner*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# \m/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# i love it when they've been using the diathermie on theatres!
*breathes deeply*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Not when they've been doing TURPs
*boke*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# hahahah
RIGHT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
#
didn't you know that herons can breath fire?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# i'll remember it for next time
they're everywhere where i'm from... they get in your bread crumbs
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Simple solution...
Keep your breadcrumbs in a tupperware box.

You ever tried opening them with your teeth? Cannae be done.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I love these.
They are educating me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Flaming bird vomit!
hahahha, that's AWESOMENESS!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# is there any other kind of bird vomit?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I thought this was the true story of jacob dyer
A neck is burning, burning is the neck
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Does that have a bigger and more readable version?
Also:
Poooooooooooooooooon
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# haha!!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahaha fantastic!
As always
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