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# i wonder who made this image ...


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(noobaaaaarcgdfgdh ., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I'm guessing you didn't then?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# t'otter
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# t'beaver
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# then I saw her face
now I'm t'beaver
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# t'me
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Happy b3taday and cheer up
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# ta
can you make t'bank waive charges?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I usually can
when I ring them up and talk pleasantly to them.

Then again, I don't often incur charges.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# that's why you're oh so good
and I'm a financial idiot
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Cor!
It's daytiem Ivy!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# If it isn't you, we couldn't give a fig.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# No, we're keeping the figs right here.
*guards figs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# For tasty cake/biscuit (I'm still not sure) suprises later.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# marrinated figs, mascapone, mulled syrup
... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# oh shut up you fiend
*salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# We could buy fig rolls for 2p each
at playtime, back when I was a mini-Jess
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# :-( I'd love to be ickle again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# well - get a lead licking pipe
and one day you might develop Alzheimer's
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Fig rolls? I WANT SOME NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# That'll be tuppence, please.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# EXTORTION!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Oh, I think not...
*secretly profits and shares proceeds with Jessie*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Yay!
er...I mean- nothing to see here, move along people
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# :)
That's more like it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# How about I sing you a song from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Weeeelllllllll........
OK, then.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# GROW THE ROSES, THE ROSY ROSES!
UP FROM THE ASHES GROW THE ROOOSES OF SUCCEEESSSSSS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# can we throw the prunes at him though?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Oh yes.
That's today's approved Projectile of Abuse™
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# *face falls*
*looks sadly at massive basket of swedes in the corner*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# They'll last till tomorrow
When we'll REALLY need them, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# You have a very good point.
Now put it away, you're distracting the guards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I say!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# belgians are easier to throw... Swedes tend to be a bit on the corpulent side.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Germans I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# oh fer gawds saaaaake
I tell you...TWO teeny world wars, that changed the face of Europe for ever and now they get the stick for everything. sheesh
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# :(((((
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# have you got one for tampons?
they never seem to fit in my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# You're not shoving hard enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# There's a trick to it
You push the string in first with a cocktail stick, then pull it out of your arse, drawing the tampon behind it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I have to admit, I laughed at first.
but, it seems to work!

But I fear I shall never laugh again.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# t('-' ) < kirby flippin you off. heh
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha that's very good that.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# looks more like dizzy than kirby, fool.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# t('-' t)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Exorcist Dizzy!
GTFO SATAN!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# LOL NAW DNT WNA
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# come again?
I'm not following you...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I really hope you are being ironic, and that you really did do this pic,
or everyone's gonna get all board-nazi on you.

And no-one uses lubrication on this /board.

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I wrap mine in sandpaper just in case THEY have lubed...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# *points to emergency glass covered box in bunker wall that says break incase of bunker invasion.*
that contains a 18 inch dildo wrapped in razor wire. There is a £200 fine if used improperly though
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# what are 'appling waxes'?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)