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# Ev'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Aaaaaaargh
Ha, ha, ha lovely.

Chairs, kittens etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)
# KILL IT!
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)
# welcome to b3ta you'll never leave! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Pull up a shop, cushion a kitten etc... etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Cheers
Full of cold, and fed of playing the banjo. Turned to B3ta. I've actually lurked for about 7 years now. I wonder if that's a record?
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Rawarrrr


Hello there; here are my 1st silly photoshops. What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Ha, I love both of these :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# They're good.
Much better than my rubbish efforts.

*hates*
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Thanks
A friend introduced me to the quick mask. It's great. Also those are my first silly photoshops - I've done a few other things for work...
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# HONK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# That's fantastic
What is this quick mask you speak of?

/Photoshop user who has never bothered to read the instructions
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Ah well you see
Errm press 'Q'. You can then use the brush and eraser to lay down a mask. Press 'Q' again and you'll be back in normal view with the selection round your area. It's like using that rubbery masking fluid for those who did art before computers...

What I usually do is get a rough outline with the magic wand and then finesse it with quick mask.
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# you should try layer masks if you haven't already
It lets you go back and edit what's visible without erasing the original image
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Yarr
I did try, but for some reason couldn't get the hang of it. Maybe it's time to revisit.
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I was the same for ages, but it clicks eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Please euthenase this with hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# But he's lurverly
And makes a fine cocktail.
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Starship Troopers in a more gentle age.
"I say, Medic!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)
# "lets go and inconvenience some insects"
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# "Steady, chaps."
"Don't fire until you see the whites of their.... Do they have eyes?"
"No, Sar!"
"Oh well, fire anyway..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)
# That made me chuckle.
Would have made a better movie if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# This idea may need shopping...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Probably not what you had in mind...


Nom nom nom etc.
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Works for me.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
# heheh
he's after the tasty grenades
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# This is win.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Dinner is served . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# aRRRRRRRGH!!!
MILK IT!!

/shit capslock

also: welcome kitten chairs bumming etc...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# hello to you
I like
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# whelk cum
you'll never beave
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
# And just to show it's not all top hats


Ahhh. Now I feel I've truly arrived.
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# .
Ahhh. Now I feel I've truly arrived. Cum in hot spurts across my keyboard

TOP COCK sir
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# One does try.
Strange experience too - it's the first time I've thought 'My cock's a little too big. I wonder what method I should use to shrink it?'
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# cilla black naked.
that should do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Thanks
That whole toblerone I just ate may be making a reappearance.
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# THEN MY WORK HERE IS DONE! MWAHAHAHAH!!!
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# just correct the color and it'll be perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)