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# I am a Jaffa!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I am also a hamtoucher,
but I do not wish to sully this moment with an image.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Does it hurt?
Edit: silly question. How much does it hurt?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# SHOW US YOUR NUTS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
At least his nuts have had a hair cut ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Mine too!
In sympathy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Pfft!
It makes your balls look bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Really?
I just noticed it makes them hang lower, so that's probably it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I dont know,
I do know that shaving the top pubes makes your cock bigger though....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Having a 6 year old wank you off does the same too*
*old joke, not indicative of the poster's own opinions. A 6 year old's hand wouldn't make much of a difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# How do your bollocks feel?
I hope there were no problems!

NO MORE CONDOMS WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Orange, Lime, or the elusive Blackcurrant...
?
EDIT: Hang on, you were only on here about an hour ago.. Don't say it's only a local anaesthetic? Eeeek!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Indeed it is.
I chatted at the surgeon throughout.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I believe there's three kinds
Only one needs a general anaesthetic.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# ^this
I thought you had it under a GA too.

/revises life-plan
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# where does the sperm go when it wants to come out?
/biology fail, but genuine question nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# It goes into your belly so that men have babies.
Have you not seen Junior?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# ...
It gets reabsorbed.

TRUFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# ^this^
though the mind boggles...and so do the testes
/Adrian Mole blog
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Praise the Lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Nice picture
you fucking eunuch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Funny.
By pure coincidence I'm just looking for pictures of conkers...

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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# *CONKS*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# pics or it didn't happen!

YO DAWG! WE HEARD YA' LIKE BALLS, SO WE PUT SOME BALLS ON YO' BALLS!

How are you feeling? I wasn't expecting you so soon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I ache.
I ache bad.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# It's all for the Cause
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# have you got a big scar where your head used to be?
If not, I'm not interested.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# just because you've had invasive surgery
doesn't mean you're allowed to not post a picture. :P

should of taken some pics mid sugery for the compo to recreate some of bob flannegans work...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I did take pictures and film.
I had a photographer with me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# you're a knob more like
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Congratulations on being less of a man.
I got you a training bra. Let me know when you need it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Well he did have your manliness in the first place.
So it all compensates out in the end:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# *flexes muscles*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# HAHAHA
Iodine on the tadgers?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# yep.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# That's one for the family album:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# snif snif
whats that burning smell?
Like burnt hair and flesh
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# They had a massive plastic hoover to take the smell away
that said, there was a shitload of smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# man I don't know how you did it
props to you.
I would have definitely be under general
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)