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# PETA announcement
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hahahahahahahah!!!
you win the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Hefty fine!

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(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Phill Jupitus!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# My thoughts exactly
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Not any more
he's lost some weight and ALL of his sex appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Mr Creosote
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# "Go on, eet's only waffer theene"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# fook off I'm full
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Also, in other news, I won the lottery last night.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# marry me
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I think the wife would be a bit disgruntled.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# ah- I'll marry her
then we'll kill you.
note to self- don't publish evil plans on B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Well I can tell you now that she would not be up for wolfgagging
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# this is all about money for me- deviant sex can wait until...
oh shit- did it again
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# how much??????
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# TEN WHOLE POUNDS!
and it was draw 1337 too. This must be why I won.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# how much
and I may let you bum me
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Not enough damnit!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# But has it made you happy?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Yes.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# last we see of you...
you'll be on b£ta from now on



(i have a yank keyboard and had to paste that out of character map)
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Well I doubt I'll be missed.
I've only once ever posted anything vaguely memorable.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Type £ and it should come out as £
£ see?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Is there one for the opposite of '/'?
I have an American keyboard but British settings
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# test... \


edit: yes.
tntluoma.com/sidebars/codes/
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Thanks!

\
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# congrats on that!
got any big plans now?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I shall blow it on strong drink and booze
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# remember to buy some liquor too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# OH YEAH
I'm off today and tomorrow so I'm totally going to be having some booze, I've had a real run of not being able to have any and so now I shall.

/doesn't have a problem, honest guv!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# what flavour of booze will you have?
might I suggest a hearty shiraz?
or ale.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# We ordered one of those poncy 'world wines' boxes from National Trust
usually expensive wines down to less than you'd pay for a brain-numb bottle from the cheap shelf, the ones we've had so far haven't been half bad so I may choose another of those to abuse :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hahahaha
i'd rather he wore fur.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# JJ?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# As a yiffosexual, I find this offensive
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# am i living in a box?
am i living in a cardboard box?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# what, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# UNNESESSARY FAT PERSON :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# love your work tough
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)