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# Anyone for some slightly sinister facecake?
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# HORRIBLE BATTENBURG!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# But it's delicious and seam-free! Honest!
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# But Battenburg is all wrong!
And that is fact.

Where is The Rhyme Minister?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# You ignoring me?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# *steals Battenburgs*
*throws into the drain*

Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# FOR EVERY BATTENBURG YOU DESTROY, TEN MORE WILL RISE UP IN IT'S PLACE.
BEWARE, THE PINK AND YELLOW, CHEQUERED BASTARD, FOR YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# *kills to death with Norwegian Apple Cake*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Nevaaaaarr!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# *rapturous applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Hold the battenburg aloft, for it will give you strength in your time of need!
Plus a delicious snack!
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I need me one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# this is the future of how the truth will be perceived in days to come
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# HE'S A CRAZY SEAMER AND HE CAN'T BE STOPPED,
HE'LL KEEP ON SEAMING TILL HE REACHES THE TOP!

*808's*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Shes a seamy lover!
Shell get a hold on you and seam ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# face or no face, it's still battenburg; nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha he seemss happy about it though
Give me sticky date cake anyday!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# is that Alistair Daling
or am I cracking up?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Nope, it's him alright.
You can tell by the badger eyebrows and the smugly satisfied smile he has.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# phew
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# eyebrows different colour from hair?
check

Face not made of cake?

Fail.

No, I think you are cracking up - it's not Darling.
(broccoli holocaust, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I thought this too
We so frickin' awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# arg!!! battenburg...
that marzipan looks radioactive.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Radioactive eh? That will get the law on you....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Oooh you're my new favourite b3tan.
You can't not smile at your drawings.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# :D
en-snuggles
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I for one would find it hilarious to be dragged in front of a Magistrate's court
for possession of illicit battenburg.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha!
lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# hahahahaha!
*scoffs illegal battenberg*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# lovely
fave cake mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)