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# People keep telling me it's good.
Never mind all of that, I want to see Pineapple Express.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Really?
It looks like one stoner comedy too far.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I love Seth Rogan.
His face makes me so happy....

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
#
www.variety.com/graphics/photos/_storypics/rogan_comedy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# a- nom.
b- how can you not love his face?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# He looks more than a little like a hairy Shrek in that photo
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# He looks like Wayne Rooney's handsome elder brother.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# He does have a very odd charm
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# he's a genuinely funny bloke
but I hate stoner comedy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I suppose it depends on how you're feeling at the time.
How ONE's feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I enjoyed Knocked Up
and thought I would hate it, so maybe Pineapple Express may surprise me too
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Same here
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# And of course, Superbad.
Oh my. Superbad. Not that it's your typical stoner comedy, but it has the feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# In the "to watch" pile
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I'd move it up a bit if I were you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# you should see High Times
... it's funny because it's true...

high times is possibly one of the worst films I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# So you've not seen City of Angels then?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Only one I've seen that can remotely be called that
is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# good morning madam
capital knockers
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Why thank you
what excellent testes you have.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# yes
and fully functioning too
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I know, there's evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# *looks at 2 lovely children*
hold on a sec

*looks at own 2 lovely children*

there they are
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# It's quite harrowing
at one point, when he's been locked up for years away from female contact, his girlfriend visits and he makes her peel her skin off so he can see her juicy flesh below. He stops short of asking to see her rings though.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Hmm.
Are you joking?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Yes
I'm badly parodying Midnight Express
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# bwahahahahaha
*re-imagines the entire midnight/pineapple express mash-up*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# is she a tree?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I found it baffling
the protagonist does something really odd with shoving tent poles into a duct that just didn't make any sense.
He's being followed by gangsters because he's carrying a bag of stolen cash. He goes to a motel, rents a room, hides the cash in a duct, goes and gets tent poles, rents the room on the other side of the duct, pulls the cash through and walks off with it. What is this supposed to achieve?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# he was hiding the money..................what was odd about that?
EDIT: your sig makes me think of this
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# If he particularly wanted to get the money from one room to the next
why didn't he just, say, carry it, with his hands?
Edit: FILTH
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# but if he is found then the money wont be in the same place as him
it was a while ago i watched the film though
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# thing was (and here we go in-depth)
he put the money in the duct, to hide it in case he was discovered. he later, upon arriving back at the hotel, got the spooks that someone had discovered him, and so got another room (you'll note when he requested the second room, he specifically asked to look at a map, and then chose the room that backed onto his first room) so that he could sneaky sneaky get the momeny back, without returning to his room.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Oh ah.
I think I missed the getting the spooks part, which made it seem as if the whole process was part of the same bizarre and pointless plan to move money through a duct, like the duct had magic powers and it was some kind of holy ritual.

I guess he was working on the theory that the guy following him will be waiting for him in his room, rather than watching at a distance ready to burst in on him. I had no way to know the character was thinking that, though, I'm not a mind reader.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# haha we've gone too far in the explananiton of movies haven't we?
i just loved the film, couldn't find fault.

I'm off to stare at those squirrels. ta rah!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# The main character in the film is an arrogant retard who does ludicrous things like that duct business
that are supposed to be sneaky and clever but don't actually work or match up to reality, and then he dies, the end. It's hard to care about him, or by extension, the film.

Come to think of it, O Brother Where Art Thou had exactly the same problem (with the dislikable hero, I mean, another arrogant man with wrong ideas who does stupid things and is supposed to be somehow admirable) and after watching those two films one after the other I don't like the Coen brothers any more.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)