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# In lieu of genuine hummus


I shall use this time to launch a rant.

Just exactly how do people expect a washed up pop star who's reduced to advertising frozen chips to behave?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# OI!!!
IM SCOUSE

what the fuck do YOU people expect?

EDIT: - LOL at the dungeon mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# No offence meant...
calm down!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# ay ay ay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I'm just so fucked off
that the absolute scummers of society that read shit like this, or watch This Morning, suddenly come over as paragon's of virtue and criticise people like her
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# hahahaha! True!
love the story at the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# lol, critical thinking
IS A CRIME

aren't you paying attention citizen?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# its because they (for a slight moment) think
a pissed/ill celebrity, whos bankrupt?!?

why, i havent even moved on to my 2nd can of speical brew in my council house, and its nearly 10am! time for the dole...

...i must complain that that celebrity is making a bad image for my children...


drugs this time of morning...SHAME ON YOU....drugs aren't till big daddy comes around at 12

/rant over
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# ...and *clicks*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
- with a bit more class and decorum

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# large lols @ top left and lower right
nicely done, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# quietly
without calling attention to her washed up scrap of a 'career'
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Is she?
I thought she was from Warrington*?

You get a click for Ms Fritzl though. Definitely.

Relurkage.

*Are they scouse there too?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Why lurkest thou?
I'm waiting for a mixture interpretation to work, which takes ages on my FUCKING ANCIENT work PC.

Hold on, I have to go and shovel more coal in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# a combination of business and getting more than a little bit tired
with certain aspects of this place. I've got five minutes though, so I'm here for a mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# who's tiring you?
I'll duff 'em up and we can make coffee in their skull.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# You haven't got enough arms
and I haven't got the cupboard space for a whole 76 strong new cup set. Needless to say I'm wondering how some people raise their cuntfruit. Sporadically and from a distance is my diagnosis in some cases.

Also I'm pmt-ing which doesn't help.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# err yuck biology.
My lady husband is off to Australia for two and a half weeks. I shall come on here and sulk a lot, and you can call me a mong if it helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Nah.
You can call me one though, if you so desire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# mong
mongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmongmong ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# *luxuriates*
It's not as sexy when someone who has a use in society does it. Stop being a well rounded individual immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# sig:
They were to have hated while they were scared?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Let them hate so long as they fear.
Caligula-ism.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# ah.
Every day's a school day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# She's Don warrington's daughter?
Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Yeah, I don't know who that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# fine actor, gentleman and strictly come dancing whore
www.itv.com/img/150x113/Don-Warrington-aka-Phillip-in-Risin-11fefcde-cf47-4b9e-b585-00650888ace3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Ohhhhh HIM
Strictly Come Dancing? Oh dear. There's street corners with more dignity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# hahahaha!
Don't watch it myself.

Well, it's on at the same time as X Factor, innit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I always miss it
because that's the time of day I sit at home jamming crusty teaspoons into my fucking eye sockets rather than watch that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I've clicked this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# \o/
huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# damn right
don't waste a good television watching television shows, use your tv the way god intended, by playing computer/tv games on them :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I'm stuck on TWO games.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I'm not stuck
but the stupid thing keeps crashing and making me sad as I have to do it all again
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I has upgraded my computer.
I am planning much CoD4 multiplayer and Stalker:CS over the coming weeks.

On what are you stuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Dark Sector and Condemned 2
PS3 games.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Ah, our PS3 is host to many, many episodes of South Park
and Trailer Park boys, but is occasionally used for gaming too.

current favourite is Drake's Fortune.

the Yahtzee review is spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Drake's fortune can fuck off
I rented it and got stuck in that room with the water and all the guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Dave got through that using the "if you're in melee range you can kill anyone in three hits"
technique.

I enjoy it as a spectator more than I enjoyed playing Soul Calibur 4, which was basically gash.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Why is he on that?! Isn't he a fairly decent television actor.
Also, that fucking show is on EVERY FUCKING NIGHT!

Strictly FUCKING ARGH!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# it's at times like these i remember why i love you
www.b3ta.com/board/8865426

just for the record, Mel C, Anne Robinson and the ginger one from girls aloud, NOT SCOUSE
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# hahahaha
top hummus - speshally Halle Berry
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Erm ... in the manner expected of a decent mother?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# which is what?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Well, not being an alcoholic junkie, perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I've got her lawyers on the phone for you....
This is also probably the reason she was on in the first place.

So the Tv company are complicit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Pffft!
You're in fine fooling today, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# *bows*
I got all my responses planned beforehand

I'm also going home in about two minutes so \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# my mother was an alcoholic junkie
and several of my sibling/children are still not in prison.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# the thing about alcoholism is that it affects more people than just
those with nobody to hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I would add that as fucked up as people can be in private,
It's not really that difficult to not be pissed whilst on national television.

I mean that's the kind of thing post-its are for.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# if she can't be sober on tv
she should at least go the whole hog and be completely off her tits

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# "text on a bright background at a jaunty angle"
lol!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Lovely :)
Especially the Gaping Maw of Winehouse
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Ha!
but they still earn more money than I ever will
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# SHE'S NOT FUCKING SCOUSE
she's a fucking woolyback
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)