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# before lunch?!
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue351/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# fucking 'ell!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I hope they do...
...I cant play the harp!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# crikey, half day today, rob?
did you get to bring your games in and everything?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Screwball Scramble!
We'd be queueing up around the desks to play that!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I dumped my first girlfriend ever
Because I found out she was showing her fanny behind the garages for 5p a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Admittedly she was only 37.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# best 10p i ever spent!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# *thumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# i used to hate the kids who brought that in.
they stole all my potential opponents for a good game of battleships, like some kind of toy-wielding Pied Piper. And it made a shitty noise.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Battleships is one of the best games in the world.
See also:

Monopoly
Scrabble
Trivial Pursuit.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# mmm...
Battleships - Too sneaky
Monopoly - Too drawn out
Scrabble - Too Wordy
Trivial Pursuit - Too Questiony

nope, don't like any of them
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# *GLARES*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# +1 ginger fox of glory
woo!

WE ALL WIN 'LUNCH OF THE DAY'! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# IT'S NOT BEFORE MY FUCKING LUNCH IS IT? I'VE ALREADY EATEN YOU LAZY BASTARD!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# you're doing it wrong
it's morning
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Posted at 12:00.
IT'S THE AFTERNOON, YOU DOLT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Not so.
Not until 12.01. SCIENCE FACT.

*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Okay sure, but next time it's my turn to be right.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# pfft, science mumbo jumbo!
12:00 is non-existent, as it's a moment, so as soon as a clock shows 12:00 it's PM!

/pendant
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# i live in holland, it's one oclock.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# yay
now I have something to read that isn't physics
(I helped save b3ta! killeroo is down to just his socks, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I thought everything was physics?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Nicely Rob
enjoy your afternoon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# fuck me, that's early
off to the pub?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Spacky Flickr link-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# ooooh get her
lunch? thats for posh people, its still dinner to me and its a front room not a lounge while im ranting
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I have breakfast, lunch and tea.
Dinner is the posh version of tea. Dinner instead of lunch is so posh I can't even comprehend it.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# How does Batman's mum call him in for his tea?
"Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN!"


Ahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# at school we had dinner ladies
not lunch ladies

food was still shite. And as for supper - WTF?

I have breakfast, petit dejeuner, dinner, tea, snacks and then tiffin. I am now 28 stone
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# but you're missing
elevensies, brunch, afternoon tea, supper and a midnight snack! No wonder you're so underweight!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# And all of those povide time for
CAYKE!

a balanced diet is essential so make sure you have battenburg and jaffas with every meal
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# oooh battenburg
how I crave its pinky-yellow marzipan encased goodness
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Yay my question has been ASKED
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# this one
is an especially good one

woo and yay
(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)