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# Film-noir-inspired comic
It's kinda big, so I've linked it.


(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Nicely!
*waits for jeru's craig david strip*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# *shamefully was already paging through photobucket*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Actually, have this instead.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# My word, that's gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# That is lully!
I'm still trying to get this on the popular board!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Haha, look at his silly ears!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# well i bloody like this challenge
it's nice to get all the stuff into one place, in years to come people will look back and marvel at how we mocked palin and the other old bloke.
it's a historical record, it would have been wrong to have done it.

also your image is shit :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# This time next year we'll all have forgotten about Palin, and the other old bloke will be dead probably
I hope
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# exactly
and should you ever wish to reminisce you know where to find a whole host of jolly images, Riverghost and his sort would deny you of this right if they had their way, bloody fascists.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Bloody Riverghost!
New Image Challenge - Shop Riverghost. Is he or is he not Basil Fawlty...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# \o/
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, ...
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# The image was frasers?:P
ie
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# you added the text
therefore it is now yours and yours alone.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# FUCKING LANDMARK POST NUMBER
CHECK THAT SHIT OUT!!!

I WAS THERE MAN, I WITNESSED IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES, ALLLLLLL THE 8S, I SAW IT MAN, FOR REAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Hurrah!
*clicks*
*waits for next episode*

It really is very good...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Oh that's lush!
And you can clearly art!

*jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# "Damned" and "bollocks" should not be in the same person's vocabulary of swearwords.
I like film noir though I think. What is a good film noir?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Dark Passage.
The Big Sleep....


I love Lauren Bacall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I think she might have made it up. I hope so.
Checking.
Edit: ooh, a real film with Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall. Fair enough.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I bloody didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Ghostbusters
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Agreed, but I've seen it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Charlie and the chocolate factory
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Which version?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# The hardcore anal one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Never the latter one.
Never ever ever ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Classic or Neo noir?
Dead On Arrival is good classic noir. I'm not hugely versed or even fond of a lot of the neo noir stuff though.

www.archive.org/details/doa_1949
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I see no IMDB entry for Dead on Arrival
though apparently it's an alternate title for this:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0078032/ is that what you meant?
...evidently not. Excellent, it's on archive.org, I saw Nosferatu that way.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Link above. (It's because it's actually called D.O.A. , but that's what it stands for so I presumed it would be listed as it)
You can download it or watch it on the tiny flash player, also if you click the Film Noir collection tag there are a fair few there too.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Try this
www.imdb.com/title/tt0042369/

*stops interjecting*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# You appear to know stuff, interject away.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# For once I actually do, a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Don't forget The Third Man as well, which somehow my brain doesn't catagorise as a noir film because of that jaunty zither music.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Ha!
Jaunty zither music, can't be bad. Well it could be awful, but in a good way.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Well...
What if that person is me?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Then I find your character lacks realism.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Aw bollocks...
That's a damned shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# It is a good comic, I like the comic.
By the way.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Haha!
Thanks!

It's gonna be a weekly thing, and I can exclusively reveal that week 3 will feature a big fuck-off monster.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# mmmm
start with some Fritz Lang (M or Metropolis)
move to the Lost Weekend by Wilder, via Citizen Kane detour to I am a fugutive from a chain gang arrive at Manchurian candidate and then finally Blood Simple, Chinatown and Sin City
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I saw M, and half of Metropolis
M was bad as a movie, but sort of interesting as a historical document. It also has Peter Lorre in it a lot, running about and having his anxious, slimy, Peter Lorre face, which compensates. Metropolis ... I keep intending to finish watching because it's supposed to be good, but really, meh. Other suggestions there are all interesting, thanks.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# yeah maybe work backwards
some david lynch some cohen brothers (early stuff) polanski - might be more accessible

if that fail watch porn

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Actually I find I perk up a bit when something is in black and white or technicolor.
New films make me anxious that they will contain macho bullshit, romantic comedy, explosions at regular intervals, cheesy cliches or other crappiness.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# very nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)