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# Pretty obvious, I know.
Anyway, listening to Monster Mash on the radio has got me all Hellowe'en-y, so I made:



Tis Count Spatula, or Vlad Spatul, or Spat, or Sp. Depending on how well you know him.

PS I don't know how to optimise in Paint, so apologies for file size.
(spankboy11 spanks boys. 11 of them, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Nospatulatu.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Nos-spatula-tu?
As in Nosferatu? Anyone? Bah I'm wasted on you people.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# use this one


I LIKE IT, IT IS SEASONAL
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# He's only 9k over the new limit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Read the FAQ noob ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I was only posting mine for comedy compression

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Yeah I know.
I wasn't having a go at you silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# or should you say 'Bloop'?!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# *Quotes like a good boy*
For file size, 50k has always been a good target for a still image, but anything up to 100KB is acceptable. Likewise, animated gifs should be kept as small as possible, but never exceed 400 KB. Please do your best to optimise your work where appropriate, as some users still use dialup. A good joke won't be spoiled by a slightly lower quality image.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I tried a good joke by posting a very low quality image
but it went over everyone's heads

never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# No it didnt.
And it was just that the FAQ was changed this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I know that
I read it each night before I go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I've never read it in it's entirety.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Flout your intellectual superiority!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# consider yourself flouted!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Or maybe even flaunt it.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# This would make more sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Bloody hell...
Nice optimisationalising!
(spankboy11 spanks boys. 11 of them, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# glad someone liked it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Tell him to get up off his handle!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# making it
slightly smaller would've been enough to knock off that 9kb
but you may as well leave it now as 109kb is better than 200
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Use this
Linky - edit your post.

In fairness you're not massively over :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# It's already cached now. So putting up a new picture would make it 209kb
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Fair point
Wasn't thinking
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I just got back from the shop
*MY MAC IS DYING* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# it's not cached
for people yet to load the page
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Also true
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# So 109k for new loaders is less still less of a bandwidth strain than 209 for older ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# We all clicked to check Trelly's optimization skills anyway.
;P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# You all clicked hoping for an early milestone post
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Yay 400+ a few to go!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# So tomorrow or the day after then....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# No it's not.
*Doesn't cache anything because he has teh large interwebs*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# So its YOU using up all the interwebs!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Marvellous.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# It's not that large
but apologising because you don't know how to do something does not make it OK when you go ahead and post it anyway. You should consider learning in case you make another image you can't optimise.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Use this in future, after you've saved your image.
tools.dynamicdrive.com/imageoptimizer/
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# It's 9k ffs.
Bombarding him with optimisation tips is just going to overwhelm the poor sod and put him off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# It's worth trying to help though
Most of the time
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
I didn't even look at it to be honest, he said he didn't know how to optimize.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# i think most people
have been quite nice about this, pasanonic has a good point though, and the b3ta uploader automatically slims down images so if he uses that next time then no fuss :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# The only draw back to that, when I last used it
Is if you repost from there it won't be shrunken anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# they've fixed that
this week

apparently CR3 has added the thumbnail code as well as the normal code
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Result!
I might have to switch over, my b3tards is in an awful mess.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# that has been fixed by request.
When you go back to my images. any image you uploaded with a click for bigger now generates the same code as when you first posted.
So basically you can repost the code and have it just like the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# That makes me happy
I'm going to try it out now.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Well done
You are the first person to fail to optimise in the new filesize restrictions. You go down in fail history.

EDIT: If you didn't know how to optimise why post gimptard?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# *Hands riverghost a kitten*
Calm down, breathe. Think of a still ocean, a tropical island... the HURRICANE AND THE RESULTING TSUNAMI WIPING IT OUT OF EXISTENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Thank you
I have, however, drowned your kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# That's alright, I have a sack of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
#
Click for bigger

Edit:// Just another stunt to see how much more upset you can cause? You thread deleting cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# now rip that kitten's head off
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Well it sorta came off
when gagging on my cock. How was I to know it was the wrong sorta pussy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Oh and Gonzo of course.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# OK
Not even good enough to be the most epic of epic fails:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# It's okay /board.
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALRIGHT. IT'S OKAY. IT'S FINE
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# favourited
although i do wonder what this would sound like with the star trek fight music
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# *tests*
The start bit up until the people start appearing is really sinister, then bankers skipping and hiding behind pillars tends to ruin it somewhat.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Does he win the wooden spoon?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Or perhaps if these things are so strictly enforced, the site should code it in to disallow images over a certain size?
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# haha nicely
Use paint.net and when you save it gives you the option to reduce filesize
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Nice.
Do I get points for noticing the Eddie Izzard reference?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)