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[challenge entry] Pearoast : Pinky and McCain
One is disingenuous the other insane...


This is what happens when you only have paint .net at your disposal, and absolutely no experience of using it.

From the Photoshop the US Election challenge. See all 478 entries (closed)

(plkrtn, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)
# *Haunts*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)
# .
This is what happens when you only have and FAQ at your disposal, and absolutely no experience of using it.
/unnecessarily harsh, but pasanonic will be along in a mo, so it's good preparation...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Ahhh but I'm not out to win
I'm here to laugh.
(plkrtn, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# then this could very well have been popped in as a reply to someone else's post
thus not potentially knocking off something new and creative from the /board :)
Just saves people going a bit 'wappy' over someone reposting in a new thread :D
Happy days
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Meh
Like I care!
(plkrtn, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# you
don't care that the site and the sites owner say not to post old images in a new thread?
That sir makes you an inconsiderate cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Thats the spirit :D
don't let em bring you down with rules, man.
stick it to em
give em hell
slap its ass and send it in
fight the power
bring the noise
bite the hand that feeds you
fuck em in the hole
shoot it up your twun flaps
bang it on the counter
screw it to the dash board
hold it in a stiff breeze
slam it under a car bonnet
then soak in warm cod liver oil for 7 hours at gas mark 6.

and if that doesn't work fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)
# yes
you cared enough to post it fucknob...

so was it internet stardom you craved? or just parkinsons making you push the buttons without realising?

mate take a flying fuck into a tesco lorry on the M4 jct 6 at 7.12am next saturday wearing green - best regards from Johnny Ross.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)
# *collects soul*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)
# what's with monkeon's FP?
who broke it? I know that the mantra for this site is comedy not quality, but you can't read that to laugh at!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Woids
Many many woids!

EDIT: Is it just me or does b3ta run off seppo tiem with a GMT adjustment?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)
# it's not that theres too many
when he first posted it it was legible and it is very funny.
But he's resized it so that it'll go on the FP, but it's knackered
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Shirley if it got Fped
Then he couldn't resize it was it was set in stone
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)
# you can change your file once it's up
or at least you can when you host on B3ta hosting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)
# true
I'd change it to 3000px wide:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Somebody thought it was a good idea to cut Wil's
picture in half to fit the FP. It's going downhill. Ah well, what do I care? I never go there anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# 'comedy not quality'?
is that another change around these parts? crikey, it's all been going on this week..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)
# its always been there, that it doesn't need to be a massive file to carry a joke
and its not an art site its a humour one etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I was merely trying (and failing) to be funny
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# ah, please supply a description of your joke with all future comments
(so that it can be reviewed and deemed acceptable by the Daily Mail)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)
# hahaha :)
having a fine hallow's evening, squire?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)
# will do once I finish up a review and go and start drinking
then will settle down to some scary movies and whatever pick and mix is left over from any trick or treaters
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)
# eh?
I can't read it either but it's Monkeon silly. He has a 'direct to FP button'.
He could shit in a saucer and photo it and the mods will be falling over themselves to be the one who FP's it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Ohh, that's odd...
I'd have thought a GIF was a GIF was a GIF. It's perfectly legible in Firefox but I just switched my rendering engine to IE and, as you say, it's knackred. How queer!

In which case - get a proper browser, sonny! XD
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# I can't read it in
Firefox on account of the text is tiny.
As I said, I don't use the FP and only went to see what Toasty's fuss was.
At my resolution it's impossible to read the text and I can barely make it out even dropping it right down to 1280x1024.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I generally don't go to the FP either
And I'll admit that at 1920x1200 I'm taxing my defective eyeballs to the limit too.
I just found it peculiar that the two browser engines show a GIF differently and it's definitely worse in IE - no reason why the shouldn't I suppose. Oh well, it's hardly going to spoil my week.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Just checking that out
and in the IE engine I can't read it at any resolution. The font scaling is totally tits up.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Oh yeah
that's because firefox started scaling pictures with proper antialiasing in a recent version, and IE still does it the old way.
I guess the magic donkey uses firefox.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# ahhh, I didn't know that
You know that's the first genuine reason I've heard to choose Firefox over IE
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# I still use IE on one machine.
And I absolutely despise browser snobbery but I must admit that after using Firefox ( and more importantly the fantastic addons you can choose ) there really is no reason to ever use ie again. Firefox really does become so much easier to use and wonderfully enough if you are working on content you can get an addon to quickly swithj between renderers so that you can see what it looks like in both.
As I said, being a snob about FF is being a twat, especially when idiots try and belittle those who are clever enough to use ie without succumbing to the trojans ( not visiting the porn sites these tits go to is a start ) but personally I'm finding fewer reasons to want to go back since FF3 came out.

Just my 2 pennerth
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# i was wondering what the fuss was about, being able to see it ok in FF
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# I'll swoop in and save the day and let them use my JFK picture to fill the comic void!

...please...
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)
# stop moaning and all that
but this pic makes me rofl all the way to the bank
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)
# The faq says don't do it.
And Rob says don't do it. I don't mind people making mistakes, it's when people do it, say they are doing it and then say fuck you when people complain, it's unfair to all the new stuff on the page.
This image is my protest to this practise and ironically as it has been pointed out, I will be using it a lot ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# also...what's wrong with paint.net?
Its great in many ways
especially the unlimited history
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)