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# *sigh* oh god. . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Hahaha
*waits for car battery*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I was in a car accident this morning.
Silly bint drove into the side of me while I was waiting at a zebra crossing.

I need a hug
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# :O)
*feels a bit better now*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# *hugs*
my cabbie nearly took someone out like that at pace last week by jumping a red.

his seats were a slightly browner colour when we got out
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# you should never carry gravy in an unsealed jar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Wise words there, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# i told her that
but would she listen
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Ta :O)
I tend to close my eyes and pray when I get into a cab these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# aah
you must be one of them london folk
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Aaaaaw
*hugs*

CLAIMS DIRECT!!!:P

How did they go into you at the side of a zebra crossing. They could only eeither have rocketed out of their driveway or you were waiting right bang in the centre of an intersection?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Well, I did chip a fingernail...
*considers*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# poor you!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
# :O)
I'm finally feeling some love after a few hours of stress.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# aw....
it's horrible, I know. Some silly bint drove head-on into me and wrote my car off last year. I wasn't even moving at the time...

top tip: Say you've got whiplash - you'll get extra cash, even if you don't pursue the claim...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Awww...
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# haha...
either it's laying those, or someone was shoving them up its arse and gave up halfway through. I'm not sure which.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# that's it.. try to distance your self from this heinous act...
I'm on to you...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# oops...
I may have said too much.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Well you have now!
enceladus, Tue 4 Nov, 11:11-
"...too much."
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# damn the internets
and their elephant-like memory.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# hennous act?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# needs more salt
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Hahahahahaa!
calm down calm down!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha you have my volt for president
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# If ohm-ly!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# That's some pretty unique cruelty right there!
Putting snow in a battery hen's shed
*shakes head sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# meringue . . .
they love it


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# nomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# NO!
BAD NIBUS! That's for the chikuns!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# but
bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# here, you can have this . . .
you can have this . . .if you can catch it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Arf!
Do the batteries create egglectricity?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# they've got to be careful their circuits don't get ova-loaded
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# eggsactly that
we should both be tar and feathered.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# enough
with the bad yolks, already.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I shell step in about now . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I wish I had an albumin
which to keep these marvellous puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Wotcha Bee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# *waves*
'NING S.A.DTH!
How's tricks?
EDIT: ^ that was a <big>NING</big>, but the board ate it. (Very sensibly).
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# hahahahahah, *readys pan*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# hahahaha push push
i can see it's little head
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# haha
lovely


(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)