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# Snorker? Whats a snorker
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(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# it's what divers use to breathe underwater
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I thought it was
what Barry George wasn't in relation to Jill Dando?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# he has a hare-lip?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# You mean
underworker
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# dwarf?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
#
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/snorker

EDIT:
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# GODDAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# oooooh - nearly...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Ha!
You got me!

Edit: I love snorkers, bits of all the animals...
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# :D
Great recovery!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# ArGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# why was that not pink???
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU TO DEATH FOR THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I HAD A HORSEDAY AT WORK TODAY
BY THE END OF IT PEOPLE WERE SINGING THIS WONDERFUL SONG
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I love singing
best of all the vocally-reproduced musical sounds
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# haHA! the link was purple, so no click :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# IT'S NOT HORSES.
OH NO.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I'm amazed...
Set out to play a hilaaaaaarious jape on a new person, and wound up horsing loads of old-time btans!

Joy!

Sorry folks ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# For some reason the link wasn't purple
Otherwise I'd never fall for such shenanigans...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I think they kinda time out and go back to blue if you don't visit them in ages...
or something.

Whatever - result!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# HORSES
HORSES

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# not really linked, but hey
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Jesus Christ
the more you look at it, the weirder it gets. I think it's eating my soul.

No no, that's my sandwich. HEY GET THE FUCK OFF MY SANDWICH.

(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# She's Noo-Noo's mum.
*snuffles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# nyaaaarrrgh
*runs in circles*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Cor
Fake contacts and too much coke...?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Go on then, since you offered.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# OK
Meet me behind the bike sheds at 4
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# shitting hell, that still creeps teh fuck out of me....
that nose... it's just so wrong..... *shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# It was a total happy liquify accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Holy Moly!
*FEARS LIKE HELL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# See, I think she looks nicer like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Well, there is that...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Still would
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# It'd add a new dimension to
having a horse's head in your bed, certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Snorkers are pre-cooked tinned sausages
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# The breakfast 'bag of mystery' of choice in the Wogan/Tog households
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Yay for Wogan!
also (tenuous Radio 2 link) - I think Ken Bruce might be a closet b3tan. He quoted the Obama "change we need" slogan in the context of 'is Obama Yoda or something?

Clearly been following the compo this week.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# *proud TOG here* :)
We'll soon know if Bruce is a closet B3tan - there'll be a popmaster section in the newsletter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Underwater Snooker.
(not to be confused with Pool)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)